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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 21, 2012 12:16:27 GMT -5
Figured this could go in WWE current since we have so many posters who were just kids during the Attitude Era.
Anyway, one that stands out to me is Roddy Piper's pre-match promo at the 1992 Royal Rumble. It went something like...
"He's one of the original Village People. The first thing The Mountie wants to take away is my integrity. I ain't got no integrity, how do you think I got so far? The second thing he says he's going to take away from me is my manhood. Well, I came here to wrestle I don't know what you came here to do, pal. You must be dreaming and I think it's been a little wet too."
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 21, 2012 12:20:17 GMT -5
The many references American sports and the type of American pop-culture that doesn't cross the pond, actually that's still true today except it's explained on here.
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Post by George. on Dec 21, 2012 12:30:12 GMT -5
What does everybody want?... HEAD!
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Post by George. on Dec 21, 2012 12:30:33 GMT -5
What does everybody need?... HEAD!
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Post by George. on Dec 21, 2012 12:30:51 GMT -5
What does everybody love?... HEAD!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 21, 2012 12:36:57 GMT -5
I was watching RAW with my nephew (14 at the time) and CM Punk said "I'm straight edge", and my nephew responded with "I don't like this new Edge, I liked the old one better I don't care if he was gay."
I don't know if it went over his head, or if he just massively misinterpreted the statement.
Either way, it's a moment I'll never forget.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 21, 2012 12:40:44 GMT -5
I was watching RAW with my nephew (14 at the time) and CM Punk said "I'm straight edge", and my nephew responded with "I don't like this new Edge, I liked the old one better I don't care if he was gay."I don't know if it went over his head, or if he just massively misinterpreted the statement. Either way, it's a moment I'll never forget. Your nephew is obviously just full of win! |
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Post by johnnytightlips on Dec 21, 2012 13:04:14 GMT -5
I was watching RAW with my nephew (14 at the time) and CM Punk said "I'm straight edge", and my nephew responded with "I don't like this new Edge, I liked the old one better I don't care if he was gay."I don't know if it went over his head, or if he just massively misinterpreted the statement. Either way, it's a moment I'll never forget. Ha! Never interpreted it that way before. -Sunny days comment -Some HBK promo towards British Bulldog, "I guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship." -Goldust's homo erotic gestures |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 21, 2012 13:09:35 GMT -5
Anything that Ultimate Warrior said.
Hell...I still don't get it.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 21, 2012 13:13:51 GMT -5
More of a commentary line from Summerslam 90:
Brother Love: Philadelphia is the city of looovve!
Vince McMahon: Not his kind of love
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Member is Online
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Post by agent817 on Dec 21, 2012 13:16:37 GMT -5
Any of Val Venis' promos. Particularly this one: "All rise...to the Big Apple. I came. I saw. And then I came again."
At first, I thought he meant coming back to New York. Boy, was I wrong.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 21, 2012 13:19:23 GMT -5
Every Jake the Snake promo.
Warrior too, but he was so cool you didn't care.
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Post by George. on Dec 21, 2012 13:26:17 GMT -5
J.R. at SummerSlam '99: "I'M HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE!"
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Dec 21, 2012 13:36:02 GMT -5
Roberts, Jake
Some of it, anyway.
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Post by Monkey Tennis? on Dec 21, 2012 13:50:11 GMT -5
Any of Val Venis' promos. Particularly this one: "All rise...to the Big Apple. I came. I saw. And then I came again." At first, I thought he meant coming back to New York. Boy, was I wrong. I agree with Val Venis' promos. Also Godfathers 'roll a fatty for this pimp daddy' line |
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Post by CubsFan71 on Dec 21, 2012 13:52:47 GMT -5
Ultimate Warriors WM6 promo. Hell I still don't know wtf he's talking about
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 21, 2012 13:56:23 GMT -5
Does anybody know what the hell Bulldog meant when he said he was bizarre?
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Desi
Dennis Stamp
Do Not Approve
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Post by Desi on Dec 21, 2012 14:29:48 GMT -5
Pretty much every Goldust promo from 1995-96. Granted I was 6 years old at the time, but I look back at it now and think about how subversive his character was.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 21, 2012 14:32:00 GMT -5
It wasn't WWE, but I didn't understand this line from Paul Heyman in 1992:
"The only sacrifices women make is when they're 16 in the back of their boyfriend's car!"
(I was only 9 at the time.)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2012 14:34:33 GMT -5
"your ass is like grass and i'm going to smoke it"
Im sure xpac said this at one point, i got in a fight in school and quoted it having no idea what it meant.
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