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Post by Bone Daddy on Dec 21, 2012 12:33:30 GMT -5
It looks not fun "Until checking out Pyongyang Racer, I’d never played a North Korean developed game. It’s not as bad as I thought it would be. It’s also not very good. To be fair, it is a browser game developed for a British owned travel agency that takes tourists to North Korea. The game was developed in North Korea by a developer named Nosotek. I’ve never heard of Nosotek. You probably haven’t, either. It’s the first Western IT venture companyin North Korea, so there you go. Pyongyang Racer looks like a Sega Saturn game, if that Sega Saturn game was set in an idealized North Korea, devoid of people and filled with cars that are in the street, but do not move." - ( kotaku.com/5970058/this-game-was-developed-in-north-korea-play-it-right-now) |
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 21, 2012 21:02:40 GMT -5
Please, everybody knows that there's no sun in North Korea.
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Post by Mac on Dec 21, 2012 22:18:46 GMT -5
North Korea, on the cutting edge of 1994 video game technology.
and 1694 fun
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 21, 2012 23:38:48 GMT -5
There's no other cars on the road. Hmmm... at least it's realistic. There's actually another car at the six minute mark. |
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Dec 21, 2012 23:40:25 GMT -5
There's no other cars on the road. Hmmm... at least it's realistic. Now it just needs tanks on every street corner and it would be perfect. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 21, 2012 23:42:08 GMT -5
Add some "Outrun" music to that and it might not be so bad.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 21, 2012 23:57:06 GMT -5
Wow...that "music" gave me a headache.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 22, 2012 0:52:29 GMT -5
No unicorns?
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 22, 2012 0:57:02 GMT -5
You sure that ain't GTA 6? Wow
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 22, 2012 1:09:11 GMT -5
Look at that blast processing.
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Post by ShaolinHandLock on Dec 22, 2012 1:16:34 GMT -5
That music....and those sound effects....are hilarious.  |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 22, 2012 3:24:53 GMT -5
There's no other cars on the road. Hmmm... at least it's realistic. There's actually another car at the six minute mark. And I think I saw a couple of buses. That would make this some sort of bizarro, futuristic Soylent Green-ish Pyongyang. |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 22, 2012 9:13:31 GMT -5
"If you hit three cars or vans you will be stopped for bad driving"
They seem to have missed off the "And locked in jail for 30 years before been sentenced to death"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 22, 2012 9:20:28 GMT -5
I would not be surprised if they started making this game in 1998 or something..
Hey see that triangle building in the background (also appears in Mass Effect 2 on Tuchanka, funfact!) .. that building was in construction for over 30 years!
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King Ghidorah
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 22, 2012 9:21:30 GMT -5
Jesus, I died laughing from those sound effects.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Dec 22, 2012 9:31:47 GMT -5
North Korea, on the cutting edge of 1994 video game technology. and 1694 fun Hey c'mon, man, don't be unfair. Don't let the history books give you a wrong idea: they had some WICKED parties in the 17th century. Once the ale started flowing in the alehouse, everything was off the charts. |
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 22, 2012 14:15:42 GMT -5
"If you hit three cars or vans you will be stopped for bad driving" They seem to have missed off the "And locked in jail for 30 years before been sentenced to death" Don't be ridiculous. They'd be sentenced to a labor camp for 30 years. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2012 14:20:18 GMT -5
WELCOME TO PYONGYANG
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Post by bertheart90 on Dec 22, 2012 14:46:44 GMT -5
It looks not fun "Until checking out Pyongyang Racer, I’d never played a North Korean developed game. It’s not as bad as I thought it would be. It’s also not very good. To be fair, it is a browser game developed for a British owned travel agency that takes tourists to North Korea. The game was developed in North Korea by a developer named Nosotek. I’ve never heard of Nosotek. You probably haven’t, either. It’s the first Western IT venture companyin North Korea, so there you go. Pyongyang Racer looks like a Sega Saturn game, if that Sega Saturn game was set in an idealized North Korea, devoid of people and filled with cars that are in the street, but do not move." - ( kotaku.com/5970058/this-game-was-developed-in-north-korea-play-it-right-now)  |
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Post by Sero on Dec 22, 2012 19:49:22 GMT -5
DON'T STARE AT ME.
I AM ON DUTY
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