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Post by CrazySting on Dec 21, 2012 22:43:55 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi703Gf75SwThoughts: Miz looks even more Michael Biehn-y than usual I would sure hate to be the family member of a marine in real life. If we believe WWE studios, all they do is get kidnapped!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 21, 2012 22:56:07 GMT -5
That hooded guy with the plastic face reminds me of Cody Rhodes when he had the plastic mask.
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 21, 2012 23:16:54 GMT -5
That hooded guy with the plastic face reminds me of Cody Rhodes when he had the plastic mask. That's Neal McDonough from Justifed. He's a really, really good actor. I'll go out and say this looks better/less cheesy than the first two. Not saying much, but still. |
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 21, 2012 23:38:26 GMT -5
The only way they can breathe new life into this series is to have Sin Cara play the next Marine.
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 21, 2012 23:43:05 GMT -5
The only way they can breathe new life into this series is to have Sin Cara play the next Marine. Half way through the movie he's replaced by an evil marine who looks exactly the same as him. |
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 21, 2012 23:45:50 GMT -5
The only way they can breathe new life into this series is to have Sin Cara play the next Marine. He kills bad guys by pointing at people. Box Office broken. |
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 21, 2012 23:49:21 GMT -5
The only way they can breathe new life into this series is to have Sin Cara play the next Marine. Half way through the movie he's replaced by an evil marine who looks exactly the same as him. The old, silly army sergeant will only be able to tell them apart by the mark on their army boots |
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 21, 2012 23:50:48 GMT -5
I think they go should go for something different for the next one. Maybe a woman. Or an african american.
I mean, I'm pretty sure the marines are more diverse than WWE present them as.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2012 23:52:39 GMT -5
Didn't the blonde guy mess with The Rock's family when he came home from war in Walking Tall?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 22, 2012 0:03:14 GMT -5
Are we to assume that the three movies are set in the same universe? Which would mean that Miz, Cena, and DiBiase's characters have all served in the Marines?
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 22, 2012 0:06:23 GMT -5
Are we to assume that the three movies are set in the same universe? Which would mean that Miz, Cena, and DiBiase's characters have all served in the Marines? I think Cena was meant to do a cameo in the second one as John Triton, but it got scrapped at the last minute, so that was maybe meant to be the idea. Note: in this universe, marines also have an almost supernatural ability to jump away from explosions and emerge completely unscathed. |
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Post by Emmet Russell on Dec 22, 2012 0:06:45 GMT -5
Are we to assume that the three movies are set in the same universe? Which would mean that Miz, Cena, and DiBiase's characters have all served in the Marines? Are you sensing a stable?... |
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Post by randomlurker on Dec 22, 2012 0:11:43 GMT -5
Havent watched one or two, but do people get kidnapped in those as well?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 22, 2012 0:13:26 GMT -5
Havent watched one or two, but do people get kidnapped in those as well? Yes. Bad guys in these movies tend to have a hilarious tendency to kidnap loved ones of Marines. |
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 22, 2012 0:34:39 GMT -5
The only way they can breathe new life into this series is to have Sin Cara play the next Marine. Eve as the female lead |
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 22, 2012 0:36:27 GMT -5
The only way they can breathe new life into this series is to have Sin Cara play the next Marine. Eve as the female lead Who would play Eve's kidnapped girlfriend? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2012 0:45:41 GMT -5
Who would play Eve's kidnapped girlfriend? Zack Ryder |
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 22, 2012 1:20:09 GMT -5
Who would play Eve's kidnapped girlfriend? Kaitlyn. At the end, they would gaze longingly into each other's eyes and then..... I'll be in my bunk. |
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 22, 2012 2:01:36 GMT -5
Call me when the Prime Time Players are "The Marines: Double Devastation" playing brothers who have their entire family kidnapped (due to a poorly timed family reunion) and have to fight off evil terrorists from a fake country.
"What do we do now, Ti...Jack?"
"I make a dog barking noise and you break their necks."
"So I have to go flank them fir--"
"HOORUHAH HOORUAH!
"OH CRAP!"
Coming soon.
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Post by jimmyjames on Dec 22, 2012 2:36:13 GMT -5
Who would play Eve's kidnapped girlfriend? Zack Ryder At the end of the movie, after rescuing Zach, Eve turns to the kidnapper, makes out with him, and proceeds to kick Zach down the mountain. |
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