Monster Crap: 2012 GINO Award Poll

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

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Well, it's that time of the year again. Time where we decide which film from the past year (that involved a monster of course) was the most worthy of being inducted into the halls of Monster Crap. This year, I have compiled 20 films that meet this requirement and trust me when I say that all of them are bad one way or the other.

Voting ends on January 12 at 12 AM

[Michael Coello]

I voted Oogieloves cause A. It was the only one I saw and B. Cause it was hands down the weirdest film I've seen.

Edit: I totally forgot I reviewed Pirahna DD. Says how memorable that thing was.

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

The Oogieloves. Sorry, mate.

[Deleted]

Enjoy reviewing Oogieloves, Seth.

[Deleted]

I know they are opinions, but before I watch them, can you tell me what is wrong with PA4, Rec 3, Chernobyl or Pirahna 3DD?

By the way, I voted for Devil Inside. It is the only movie I have seen, and I honestly somewhat liked it in a weird way.

Now, to find out what the f*** oogieloves are

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 1, 2013 17:23:34 GMT -5 cageking666 said:

I know they are opinions, but before I watch them, can you tell me what is wrong with PA4, Rec 3, Chernobyl or Pirahna 3DD?

By the way, I voted for Devil Inside. It is the only movie I have seen, and I honestly somewhat liked it in a weird way.

Now, to find out what the f*** oogieloves are

PA4 - Annoying characters and an ending that really left us with more quesions than answers. The whole saying all the PAs before led up to this is total bullcrap as well if you see the film.

REC 3 - Really only one well rounded and well acted character. Also if you are a fan of the first person camera perspective of the first two, that really only happens in this one for 1/5th of the film.

Chernobyl Diaries - It's INCREDIBLY SSSSSSSSSSSSSLOW.

Piranha 3DD - Soo many douchebag characters. A few douchebag characters are okay, but when every character other than the two leads is either an asshole or a complete dumbass, that becomes a problem.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Voted for Wrath Of tHe Titans but I was sorely tempted to go with either Chernobyl Diaries or PA4.

[Push R Truth]

I voted!


Where's my god damned giftbag!

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 2, 2013 11:22:59 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

I voted!


Where's my god damned giftbag!

I don't think you want the Monster Crap "giftbag".

[anticonscience]

I voted Piranha 3DD since I found the first one to be a blast and this was just wretched in every way imaginable. I was glad that it didn't play around me so I wasted only the RedBox fee as opposed to the price of a ticket

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

I haven't seen any of them (I really need to go to the movies more often) but I did see Paranormal Activity 2, and it was such a waste of my time and money that I have to take it out on Paranormal Activity 4. It baffles me how this franchise was ever considered good, and considering even people who do consider it good found THAT movie to be crap and to use too many jumpscares (!!!), I shudder just to think about it, which to be fair is more fear than I've felt watching PA2.

Also, I take it you did not see Smiley or else I presume it would be on the list.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 3, 2013 4:38:34 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

I haven't seen any of them (I really need to go to the movies more often) but I did see Paranormal Activity 2, and it was such a waste of my time and money that I have to take it out on Paranormal Activity 4. It baffles me how this franchise was ever considered good, and considering even people who do consider it good found THAT movie to be crap and to use too many jumpscares (!!!), I shudder just to think about it, which to be fair is more fear than I've felt watching PA2.

Also, I take it you did not see Smiley or else I presume it would be on the list.

Funny........and here I thought Paranormal Activity 2 was the only decent one.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Jan 3, 2013 5:08:22 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Jan 3, 2013 4:38:34 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

I haven't seen any of them (I really need to go to the movies more often) but I did see Paranormal Activity 2, and it was such a waste of my time and money that I have to take it out on Paranormal Activity 4. It baffles me how this franchise was ever considered good, and considering even people who do consider it good found THAT movie to be crap and to use too many jumpscares (!!!), I shudder just to think about it, which to be fair is more fear than I've felt watching PA2.

Also, I take it you did not see Smiley or else I presume it would be on the list.

Funny........and here I thought Paranormal Activity 2 was the only decent one.

Also, I'm considering taking a moment of consideration to consider how many times in a row I used the word "consider" or a variation of it in my previous post.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 3, 2013 5:12:38 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

Jan 3, 2013 5:08:22 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Funny........and here I thought Paranormal Activity 2 was the only decent one.

Also, I'm considering taking a moment of consideration to consider how many times in a row I used the word "consider" or a variation of it in my previous post.

Yeah, you used it quite a bit, but dont worry................I have done that as well with some words at some time.........it happens.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

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[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

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I am not sure if you saw it Seth, but I would have put The Possession in this

f*** That Movie

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Jan 10, 2013 0:02:44 GMT -5 cageking666 said:

I am not sure if you saw it Seth, but I would have put The Possession in this

f*** That Movie

No I did not see the Posession in theaters, there is no way I can get the DVD since it hasnt come out yet, and there is no way in hell I am going to infect my computer with a virus again just so I can see a bootleg copy of the film (I did that for The Thing prequel).

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

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