Mario beats up the cast of Street Fighter 2

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I was looking up the new SF vs. Mega Man game and it reminded me of this:

www.flickr.com/photos/24586010@N02/sets/72157622064236463/with/3872425178/

It's all in German. Pretty colloquial it seems: Google Translate had a rough time with some of it.

Highlights:

-Well, okay, he only beats up half the cast.

-Chun Li is so hot she made Mario forget all about the princess. And she's ticklish.

-Dhalsim publicly admits that he doesn't bathe.

-Why is Luigi the ring announcer? I think he just came to see Mario get his ass whooped.

[The Ichi]

The man can effortlessly swing a giant lizard by his tail and beat up the entire Smash Bros. cast, so it's not that far out of the realm of possibility.

[DragonMasterP]

Those comics had all sorts of crazy moments.

One strip had Mario going back and forth through time due to an alarm clock the mailman (Really Dr. Wily, how's that for a crossover?) delivered to him, and another had him teaming up with Bomberman and T.T to beat a Cthulhu lookalike.

In fact, here's a website about the magazine, including a synopsis of most of the comics, and Mario isn't the only character who has them!
www.mariowiki.com/Club_Nintendo