Cat caught sneaking saw, phone into Brazil prison

[andrew8798]

RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - A cat carrying a saw and a mobile phone was "detained" as it entered a prison gate in northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday.

Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger.

All 263 detainees in the prison of Arapiraca, a city of 215,000 people in the state of Alagoas, are considered suspect in the plot, which is being investigated by local police.

"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak," a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo.

The cat was taken to an animal disease centre to receive medical care.

The incident took place on New Year's day but was first reported by national media on Saturday.

[G✇JI☈A]

Damn it, now I need a new plan...

How about I stick some ladders to an Elephant?

[willywonka666]

I read this really fast and took it that a cat sneaked in to see the movie Saw and was sent to a prison in Brazil

[Citizen Grimm]

I really wish I someone had been able to tape the guard's reaction to finding the cat.

[Magician under the moonlight]

That darn cat!

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

"It's tough to find out who's responsible, as the cat doesn't talk"

Whaaaaat?

[Deleted]

That's nothing, you should've seen what happened when the cat came back the very next day...

Oh what? It was RIGHT THERE!

[G✇JI☈A]

I would love a transcript of the interrogation:

Sgt. Cortez: Who put you up to this?

(silence)

Sgt. Cortez: For benefit of the tape... the suspect refuses to answer my question, and he appears to be licking his butt... and now he is lying down, and having a nap.. Aww.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Charges may be pressed on the cat for it's involvement. The cat's lawyer has commented.




"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just a cat. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes I chase laser pointers around and wonder why I can't catch the damn things. Other times when I catch a mouse or a bird, I'll bring into the house and offer it as a gift, then I wonder why I get yelled at. I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know, my client is completely innocent of these charges and had no intention whatsoever of aiding and abetting a known criminal in escaping from a correctional facility. Thank you."

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

This was clearly a cat from the internet. I've seen enough hilarious/adorable photo captions to know this.

[Demented]

Jan 5, 2013 22:43:47 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Charges may be pressed on the cat for it's involvement. The cat's lawyer has commented.




"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just a cat. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes I chase laser pointers around and wonder why I can't catch the damn things. Other times when I catch a mouse or a bird, I'll bring into the house and offer it as a gift, then I wonder why I get yelled at. I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know, my client is completely innocent of these charges and had no intention whatsoever of aiding and abetting a known criminal in escaping from a correctional facility. Thank you."

[King Ghidorah]

I guess some prisoners got a little clawstrophobic in their cells

[Yami Daimao]

Picture of the culprit:

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[Deleted]

That's one clever pussy.

[Ash Kingston]

...I think that whoever did this has really crossed fe-line. This entire plan doesn't sound very kitty to me. Other horrible cat puns and play on words.

...

Cat!

Also, we do know who isn't responsible for this plan.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak," a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo.

Well duh.





Everyone knows cats are no snitches.