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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 5, 2013 21:55:19 GMT -5
Real world.
One of these threads.
But they are fun. So if the World was like living in commercial what would happen?
Like on a couple of occasions I have seen and heard ads on TV and radio about woman wanting to drop a guy... because he liked to watch sports. Woman are not that shallow. If I knew a girl that wanted to drop me cause I attended a 1 football match every second or third week for six months of the year, I would say see ya.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 5, 2013 22:06:57 GMT -5
That if a new cell phone is available people will just randomly destroy or leave their old phones in random areas just so they can get the new one
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Jan 5, 2013 22:14:37 GMT -5
In infomercials using exercise equipment, cutting vegetables, cleaning or any other household chore requires an I.Q. in the thousands unless you buy the "Flex-o-master", "Insta-chop" or "Vaccu-mop".
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 5, 2013 22:20:41 GMT -5
There are no ugly people. Everyone's BEAUTIFUL!!!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 5, 2013 22:22:05 GMT -5
There are no ugly people. Everyone's BEAUTIFUL!!! But there are ugly people, they are the ones that uses the competition's product
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 5, 2013 22:24:30 GMT -5
Men would probably crap themselves then die of crotch rot without the masterful guiding hand of women, who are virtually slaves to their care.
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 5, 2013 22:28:03 GMT -5
Blue liquid is an excellent blood replacement.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 5, 2013 22:29:56 GMT -5
Toilet paper is actually a play thing for cute puppies.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 5, 2013 22:38:26 GMT -5
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Glitch
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Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 5, 2013 22:40:17 GMT -5
Apparently men don't eat yoghurt.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 5, 2013 22:44:08 GMT -5
You can impress party goers by how effective your bathroom cleaner liquid works.
Seriously I have seen an ad like that.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 5, 2013 22:47:13 GMT -5
Every single person holds their drinks with the logo facing the same way.
All food looks too good to eat, even fast food.
People do not get drunk while drinking beer.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 5, 2013 22:49:49 GMT -5
If you want to endorse a beer, you gotta be a dick about it.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 5, 2013 22:53:17 GMT -5
Douchebags who drink Pepsi Max will go to stupid lengths to get a job, get out of work, and score with a chick.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Jan 5, 2013 22:54:53 GMT -5
Daily people injure themselves with Q-Tips to the ear. Then melodramatically yell out "Ow."
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 5, 2013 22:56:22 GMT -5
People who own the shilled product are complete ass wipes.
Example: There was a Wal-Mart commercial last year where a guy bought a bunch of stuff (including but not limited to, a new TV, Smart Phone, and various other expensive items) from Wal-Mart. His neighbor saw all this and clearly being mentally ill, wanted to know where to get all these amazing things. The guy, being a dick for soem reasons refuses to let the neighbor see any of this and doesn't even tell the poor bastard where he got everything.
Also, Viagra is the greatest thing ever created.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 5, 2013 23:00:18 GMT -5
That the next Einstein-like idea in advertising is a food container...with the lid ATTACHED!!! Holy dog s*** in a shot glass!! What motherf***ing genius thought this up?!
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jan 5, 2013 23:02:50 GMT -5
Gamestores lets people destroy their store when the clerk's offer them $8 to trade in a game.
You can be a dick asshole to someone who uses pen and paper instead of a smart device to take notes.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 5, 2013 23:04:46 GMT -5
People have a hard time doing the easiest of tasks because they do not have a certain product.
All senior citizens should have Life Alert
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 5, 2013 23:05:31 GMT -5
Selling used cars and white goods at a cheap price is a symptom of insanity.
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