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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 5, 2013 23:31:41 GMT -5
Pharmaceutical drugs will enhance your life despite the 800 side effects, mostly involving anal leakage.
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 5, 2013 23:49:09 GMT -5
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Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on Jan 6, 2013 0:08:28 GMT -5
Women will flock to men who wear Axe bodyspray.
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discontinue the trout
I know that when I wear Ban-Lon, there does appear to be some jiggling...
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Post by cherry coloured funk on Jan 6, 2013 1:21:29 GMT -5
Soda, OJ, purple stuff.... SUNNY D!
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I have a feeling I may end up getting banned soon.
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 6, 2013 1:42:51 GMT -5
This is old-school, but you're a rotten person if:
1. You have ring around the collar.
2. You have spots on your glasses when you take them out of the dishwasher - oh no!!!
3. You don't have Folger's Coffee in your home.
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Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 6, 2013 1:49:08 GMT -5
Men are incapable of recognizing feminine hygiene products.
There was one commercial a few years back where a girl in class handed a tampon to another girl who needed it. The male/mentally-challenged teacher asks for it because she's disrupting class and ponders at what this object is. The girls giggle to each other while the ape-like creatures who have the xy chromosomes look at each other in confusion.
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jan 6, 2013 1:51:05 GMT -5
Women love new household cleaning products. So much so, that they will break out in song and dance the moment they get their hands on them.
Drinking Corona immediately transports you to a tropical paradise.
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I have a feeling I may end up getting banned soon.
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 6, 2013 1:56:16 GMT -5
Cleaning products solve all your problems and make your life wonderful.
Not sure if this commercial was seen in the States or not, but people will be instantly hypnotized if you dangle an Oh Henry bar in front of their face.
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Post by DoubleDare on Jan 6, 2013 10:56:13 GMT -5
People compare their burgers at lunch and one brags that they got theirs at wendy's for a buck.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 6, 2013 10:58:31 GMT -5
Vince Offer seems convinced that people spend a ridiculous amount of money every year on lint-rollers.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2013 11:06:30 GMT -5
Only with Cialis can you walk hand-in-hand with your significant other through a field of wildflowers...and bathe in separate tubs.
Questions:
1) With this magic pill, do I get so rock hard and huge I can't share a tub with my wife, I have to have my own?
2) Does she only want me for my erection?
3) Out of anything I could do in a field of wildflowers and rolling hills with my wife and an imminent boner, sitting in a bathtub is the best idea?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 6, 2013 11:07:40 GMT -5
Only guys with ridiculous hair plugs get hot chicks to date them. Bald guys can go F themselves.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 6, 2013 11:10:58 GMT -5
Crack and Doritos have very similar addictive potencies.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 6, 2013 11:20:55 GMT -5
Crack and Doritos have very similar addictive potencies. That actually is true. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 6, 2013 11:31:16 GMT -5
When someone congratulates their friends on their house care / clean clothes / etc, the friend's reaction is to immediately mention the product they used to do it, show it in action (using a spot they apparently left dirty just for such an occasion) and talk about how superior it is to the competition.
Also, everyone always uses a product's full name, no matter how many pointless subtitles it has:
_Wow Steve! The new Gillette Mach 4 Pro Glide Fusion is really working wonders for you!
_Yes, Bob! The new Gillette Mach 4 Pro Glide Fusion sure is efficient!
_I really need to get myself a Gillette Mach 4 Pro Glide Fusion!
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 6, 2013 11:34:52 GMT -5
Only with Cialis can you walk hand-in-hand with your significant other through a field of wildflowers...and bathe in separate tubs. Questions: 1) With this magic pill, do I get so rock hard and huge I can't share a tub with my wife, I have to have my own? 2) Does she only want me for my erection? 3) Out of anything I could do in a field of wildflowers and rolling hills with my wife and an imminent boner, sitting in a bathtub is the best idea? 4. Do I have to have sex with old women? Here's one:Men are stupid and women are always right! The jokes on you, babe, they know that you do all the household chores, so they are playing up to you, as you will go out and buy their products because you stay at home and watch tv |
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 6, 2013 11:36:39 GMT -5
Trojan condoms are the only way to get a woman off
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2013 11:40:08 GMT -5
Everyone remains completely calm after a car accident, as long as they've got car insurance.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2013 11:50:01 GMT -5
Your back hurts because you're wearing the wrong type of bra!*
Only for Size 2 women who are top-heavy. The majority of women who will buy this have a little more to carry than just big boobs.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 6, 2013 12:49:36 GMT -5
Shaving is an exciting activity for men, involving high technology and science-fiction style effects.
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