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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 7, 2013 2:08:59 GMT -5
Look at him there all animatronic sitting in a chair like a person. With his smart phone chatting up the ladies. And he's all totally cool with that black dude and probably speaks jive and has all these killer MP3s on his phone that he's going to listen to once the plane has taken off. Like all songs from bands that cool older kids listen to when they're sitting at the cafeteria at the college commons doing their studies or eating a bowl of Captain Crunch. And you want to approach them and talk to them but you're sort of scared and while you're sitting across from them thinking about it they get up to leave, but right as they pass you they're all like, "Sup, dude." And they totally talk to you first and you're like, "Yes, I have a cool friend now!" And you invite them to your dormroom to watch the new cool indie movie and they come over and they sit on your bed and after you close the door you hit them over the head with that trophy you won years ago in little league that your mom made you take with you after you left home for college. And then you hit them once or twice more just to make sure they're dead and then drag their body out the door and find a nice quiet place to butcher and dismember their corpse so you feast on their sweet delicious cuts of pig meat like ham, pork chops, bacon, hocks, pigsfeet, headcheese, and pig anus.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 7, 2013 2:27:30 GMT -5
the weird part is it seemed like he was in middle school only a year or two ago
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 7, 2013 2:32:36 GMT -5
...His name is Maxwell?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 7, 2013 2:56:43 GMT -5
After seeing that commercial on several times I recognized one of the voices. The second stewartess is Lori Alan. Who was on Family Guy, the hot mom from RJ Berger, and Boss from Metal Gear Solid III.
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Post by Cela on Jan 7, 2013 3:01:25 GMT -5
I like it more than the cavemen.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2013 9:24:59 GMT -5
.......
DIE!
*Tries to attack the pig before being restrained by FAN security*
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Post by jagilki on Jan 7, 2013 13:13:56 GMT -5
STUPID PIG I HATE PI....
*senses Cornfed reading*
Pigs are swell. This is a great commercial.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 7, 2013 13:20:28 GMT -5
He sounds like a stoner
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2013 13:42:01 GMT -5
So much better than the Caveman
That, and I want to eat him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2013 13:58:16 GMT -5
STUPID PIG I HATE PI.... *senses Cornfed reading* Pigs are swell. This is a great commercial. Don't suck up to him! Join me in utter hatred of that pig! WHO WANTS BACON?! *Lunges at Maxwell with a knife and fork, but FAN security again intervenes* |
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Post by dlg3000 on Jan 7, 2013 15:37:45 GMT -5
I like it more than the cavemen. Agreed. I enjoyed the pig. The cavemen were douchebags compared to the pig. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2013 16:04:09 GMT -5
...When did we get security?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2013 16:52:12 GMT -5
...When did we get security? Since I went crazy. It's a long story.  |
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