Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 8, 2013 13:48:23 GMT -5
I felt like The Rock's promo could've been better. So I wrote one.
"
Do you see a tear in The Rock's eyes? ...Do you see a tear in my eye? Because The Rock was crying, Punk. The Rock stood back stage and watched the screen and listened to your words and he...he cried. He wept for CM Punk. And not because he hated CM Punk, because The Rock doesn't think he hates CM Punk at all. The Rock pities CM Punk.
You would have these people believe that back when you were their friend, that it was all a lie. I think you'd like to believe that to. I think that would be easier for you, for you to be a "bad guy," when really, you're just an insecure creep. You can say you don't care what they think, even as you begin your little speech saying that they determine the fate of everyone in this company.
You're a hypocrite, and worse than a hypocrite, you're a liar. But you're not lying to them. The things you say to them about losers and winners and spotlights and audiences, to you, that's all true. Because you're lying to yourself.
The Rock watches Raw. The Rock watched you get your little respect bug up your ass, and The Rock got laid out in the center of the ring, not because you're a 'bad guy,' but because you're a sad guy.
You wanted them to cheer you as much as they cheered The Rock, and when they did, you were all ice cream bars and CM PUnk The Movie, and when they didn't, suddenly you're insulting them and hanging out with Paul Heyman, because you couldn't stand not having cheers, so you needed them to boo.
You desperately want their approval, you're like a dumped boyfriend calling his ex a slut. You've got nothing left, no real passion in your pipebombs, just bitterness. You've got nothing left."
CM Punk srs face and raises title.
"Ha! That!? That? As far as I'm concerned, you lost that to Ryback at Hell In The Cell when you needed baby bitch Brad Maddox to throw a lowblow to keep the title on you. Then you lost it again when The Shield had to run in and save your little monkey ass in the triple threat.
Shit, can The Rock be serious? You lost that title AGAIN like twenty minutes ago when you were laying flat on your back on a broken table right over there, jabroni, these people aren't amnesiacs, they might be loud and crazy but they remember twenty minutes ago when you lost again you candy-ass Pepsi-goblin!"
- CM Punk best in the world, Box with God.
"Your title reign has become a joke. As far as I'm concerned, that title- hold on- FINALLY, The ROCK has come BACK to TAAAAAAAAAAMPAAAA- as far as I'm concerned that title is vacant, when I win it at Royal Rumble, it will be from a ghost, becasue there won't be anyone left to hid behind, just you, and me, and as far as I'm concerned that's not even a fight. I am a semi-retired Hollywood actor who hasn't wrestled in nearly a year and I am going to whip your ass and take your title and leave you the saddest joke in this entire industry IF YAAAAAAAAAA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-"
ROCK BOTTOM.
"What the ROCK....is cookin."
"
Do you see a tear in The Rock's eyes? ...Do you see a tear in my eye? Because The Rock was crying, Punk. The Rock stood back stage and watched the screen and listened to your words and he...he cried. He wept for CM Punk. And not because he hated CM Punk, because The Rock doesn't think he hates CM Punk at all. The Rock pities CM Punk.
You would have these people believe that back when you were their friend, that it was all a lie. I think you'd like to believe that to. I think that would be easier for you, for you to be a "bad guy," when really, you're just an insecure creep. You can say you don't care what they think, even as you begin your little speech saying that they determine the fate of everyone in this company.
You're a hypocrite, and worse than a hypocrite, you're a liar. But you're not lying to them. The things you say to them about losers and winners and spotlights and audiences, to you, that's all true. Because you're lying to yourself.
The Rock watches Raw. The Rock watched you get your little respect bug up your ass, and The Rock got laid out in the center of the ring, not because you're a 'bad guy,' but because you're a sad guy.
You wanted them to cheer you as much as they cheered The Rock, and when they did, you were all ice cream bars and CM PUnk The Movie, and when they didn't, suddenly you're insulting them and hanging out with Paul Heyman, because you couldn't stand not having cheers, so you needed them to boo.
You desperately want their approval, you're like a dumped boyfriend calling his ex a slut. You've got nothing left, no real passion in your pipebombs, just bitterness. You've got nothing left."
CM Punk srs face and raises title.
"Ha! That!? That? As far as I'm concerned, you lost that to Ryback at Hell In The Cell when you needed baby bitch Brad Maddox to throw a lowblow to keep the title on you. Then you lost it again when The Shield had to run in and save your little monkey ass in the triple threat.
Shit, can The Rock be serious? You lost that title AGAIN like twenty minutes ago when you were laying flat on your back on a broken table right over there, jabroni, these people aren't amnesiacs, they might be loud and crazy but they remember twenty minutes ago when you lost again you candy-ass Pepsi-goblin!"
- CM Punk best in the world, Box with God.
"Your title reign has become a joke. As far as I'm concerned, that title- hold on- FINALLY, The ROCK has come BACK to TAAAAAAAAAAMPAAAA- as far as I'm concerned that title is vacant, when I win it at Royal Rumble, it will be from a ghost, becasue there won't be anyone left to hid behind, just you, and me, and as far as I'm concerned that's not even a fight. I am a semi-retired Hollywood actor who hasn't wrestled in nearly a year and I am going to whip your ass and take your title and leave you the saddest joke in this entire industry IF YAAAAAAAAAA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-"
ROCK BOTTOM.
"What the ROCK....is cookin."
