Twinkle twinkle low-mid carder
No push 'til you work much harder
Soon you'll get a title shot
Your efforts will not be for naught
Woo woo woo we've heard before
You'll try to date a dirty whore
Your friend will stab you in the back
Title shots you'll surely lack
Here comes a push I sure do promise
Please don't be a doubting Thomas
Wrestle Kane to im-press the tramp
Hey nice wheelchair, look out for that ramp!
Twinkle twinkle little jobber
You're the perfect douche to clobber.