Burst
El Dandy
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Post by Burst on Jan 10, 2013 13:24:48 GMT -5
^^ That post needs to get passed around.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2013 13:32:08 GMT -5
Punk is speechless. HBK and Regal scramble to try and cover him up. Vince and Heyman go to give the title to Punk, who throws it to the ground. He goes to clear everyone from the ring. After it's all cleared, he looks into Daniel Bryan's eyes and slowly removes his own trunks. CM Punk is not a woman, but he is in love. And aroused. ......................... .........................
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2013 13:37:39 GMT -5
Scenario 1:Undertaker comes out to talk about how he's retiring, walking off into the sunset with his streak intact as there is no-one left to challenge him. The lights go out. THIS appears on the wall I would mark harder for that than anything that has happened in pro wrestling in the last twenty years.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 10, 2013 13:47:41 GMT -5
Scenario 1:Undertaker comes out to talk about how he's retiring, walking off into the sunset with his streak intact as there is no-one left to challenge him. The lights go out. THIS appears on the wall I would mark harder for that than anything that has happened in pro wrestling in the last twenty years. Personally I'd mark as much if not more if Sting appeared in the rafters instead.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2013 15:55:38 GMT -5
I would mark harder for that than anything that has happened in pro wrestling in the last twenty years. Personally I'd mark as much if not more if Sting appeared in the rafters instead. I don't know about Sting. I've never been of the mindset that Sting vs Taker was something to clamor for. I'd honestly rather see Kane vs Undertaker again.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 10, 2013 16:04:54 GMT -5
The ECW Zombie enters the Royal Rumble at #30 14 and wins.
Then he beats Punk at WM in 15 seconds after Heyman gives Punk a low blow.
Despite Heyman hitching his wagon to the ECW Zombie, ECW Zombie keeps the Zombie gimmick, and still cuts promos consisting of nothing but groaning and pointing.
He holds the title for 3 straight years.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 10, 2013 17:39:43 GMT -5
WWE builds towards a Miz/Lesnar match with the former treated is Brock's equal and the latter losing the eventual via tap out.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jan 10, 2013 17:43:56 GMT -5
CM Punk complains that the real reason the bookers are holding him down is 'cause he's black, and forms the NEW NATION with Percy Watson and Colt Cabana.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 10, 2013 17:55:06 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan enters the Rumble at number 1 and lasts all the way to the final 2 with Cena who entered at number 31 (surprise entrant). He easily tosses out Bryan to win. The next night on Raw, Bryan complains and then quits. Mr. McMahon comes out the next Raw to address it and makes fun of DB and fires Christian because he can. Lights go out and The Undertaker comes out and challenges Vince for WrestleMania.
Vince then ends the streak vs Undertaker via Finger Poke of Doom
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Post by Mc Mc Mannequin on Jan 10, 2013 18:01:39 GMT -5
CM Punk wants to distance himself from the Shield and prove he is not the man behind their antics. He challenges whoever is behind The Shield to a match on RAW and will even put the title on the line as an incentive. Later that night CM punk goes one on one with a masked man who calls himself the Sword of Justice in the WWE and also the leader of the Shield. With the help of Ambrose , Rollins and Reigns the masked man is victories and captures the WWE Title. Standing over CM Punk the man removes his mask to reveal himself to the WWE Universe. The masked man is Vince Russo! He then spits on the WWE title and calls it a useless prop.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jan 10, 2013 18:41:50 GMT -5
The WWE plans out Wrestlemania. They schedule Kaitlyn and Tamina for the Divas Championship to be sandwiched between Undertaker vs. Punk and the main event Rock vs. Cena II for the WWE Title.
As the Undertaker and Punk match is taking place, Rock and Cena get sucked into an alternative dimension while working on some of their spots somewhere deep in MetLife Stadium. They will not be seen again until 2018 when they are found buck naked in Eugene, Oregon. They warn humans of their selfish environmental ways.
Meanwhile, back in real time, the WWE is forced to have to put Kaitlyn and Tamina as the main event at Wrestlemania. Because Rock-Cena's match was supposed to be an iron man match, the two ladies are forced to work a 60 minute match to main event the WWE's biggest show.
Meltzer gives it one and one quarter stars.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 10, 2013 18:53:35 GMT -5
Whoever the TNA Champion (preferably someone who's never been in WWE like James Storm) is is scheduled to drop the title at a pay-per-view on the last day of his contract. Only his opponent gets injured during the match and he has to win the match and keep the title or else it wouldn't make any sense nor be believable.
With his contract up, he signs with the WWE and wins the WWE Championship the next night on Raw in a shocking surprise appearance.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jan 10, 2013 19:13:17 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan wins the Royal Rumble. He slowly starts dropping his comedy persona for one reminiscent of Chris Benoit. Unbridled intensity, doesn't hold back, and takes down all foes ranging from Big Show and Kane to The Shield. He finally gets to face Punk at Mania for the WWE Title in an Iron Man Match. They go to the limit, full 60 minutes, resulting in a tie, 6 to 6. Sudden death is announced. The two knock each other down, but out of nowhere, Daniel Bryan nips up and goes to lock in a submission, Punk fights it and escapes. Both men are beyond exhausted, but neither will quit. Punk goes for a clothesline but Bryan catches him. He doesn't put Punk in the NO Lock, but instead he puts him in an abdominal stretch. He sits Punk down, traps his head and starts elbowing him repeatedly. Eventually, Punk passes out and the ref has to call for the bell. Daniel Bryan has unseated CM Punk as WWE Champion in the main event of Wrestlemania after a match (and a half) that would be marked as one for the ages. After Daniel Bryan's celebration, complete with his mentors, Regal and HBK coming out to applaud him from ringside, CM Punk stands up and hugs him. Both look tearful as the culmination of their careers have led to this point, and both men are glad to have made it there together. But through the tear blurred vision comes an unsettling sight. Both Paul Heyman and Vince McMahon make their way to the ring. Heyman grabs a mic and ushers McMahon in. Everyone looks perplexed and Punk looks as though he might slug Heyman for ruining the moment, bittersweet as it is for him. "Daniel Bryan has defeated CM Punk. Congratulations. However, we cannot validate a title win because it's not legal. Daniel Bryan has not legally won the WWE Title," Heyman literally screams. Vince, slightly more composed, pats him on the shoulder and takes the mic from him, "Thank you, Paul. Now look here, the WWE Title is one of honor, of dignity, of symbolism of ages of glory. But this is not the Diva's title. Just like a man can't win the Diva's title, only a man can win the WWE Championship. Daniel Bryan, you are a..." He's interrupted by Paul Heyman, who rips the mic out of his hand, "A WOMAN! YOU ARE A WOMAN!" He then quickly slashes at Daniel Bryan with an x-acto knife hidden in his sleeve. He doesn't nick any skin, but his trunks fall off. Daniel Bryan tries to hide it, but the secret is laid bare. Daniel Bryan has a vagina. Punk is speechless. HBK and Regal scramble to try and cover him up. Vince and Heyman go to give the title to Punk, who throws it to the ground. He goes to clear everyone from the ring. After it's all cleared, he looks into Daniel Bryan's eyes and slowly removes his own trunks. CM Punk is not a woman, but he is in love. And aroused. The following day, the media circuit has picked up on the story of the woman who posed as a man to become a professional wrestler. Also, how the close to Wrestlemania involved the champion and challenger making love right there in the middle of the ring for another Iron Man match. www.youtube.com/watch?v=51C4VxzK-WM
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segaz
Samurai Cop
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Post by segaz on Jan 10, 2013 22:37:24 GMT -5
This is actually something I thought of an posted on another forum's wrestling thread but here goes. The Undertaker's time is winding down, the streak is intact but it would seem that another upstart is still thinking they can challenge the big man. This time though the upstart seems to be getting the upper hand. Backstage assaults, mind games all of it. But towards the time of the match Taker comes back with some actions of his own culminating in a historic match at WM. This time though...the streak ends with the upstart winning. As the last slap of the hands hits and the bell rings it is replaced with the familiar gong sound. The lights go out, both Taker and the upstart are gone as the lights come back on. Everyone is stunned into silence. The following Raw, speculation is abound when the lights go out again. The gong is heard, monks come out bearing torches followed by a pair bringing out a casket and leave it on the entry ramp. A bolt of lightning shoots from the ceiling and causes the casket to burst open. Inside is the Undertaker's opponent, now garbed in the Undertakers ring attire. He opens his eyes, taking a mic and says only these words. "The Undertaker is dead...long live the Undertaker!" This would kinda make me smile. I always thought some other wrestling undertaker (not necessarily dressed similar) should have challenged Undertaker in his Biker phase saying he was no longer a real Undertaker. Get the National Undertakers association to strike him off perhaps. Lead to Taker questioning himself..."Am I even an undertaker any more? I mean I am The Undertaker..." Could follow up with skits of Taker at different jobs. Like maybe one week he dresses in a suit while having IRS as a mentor/manager. Have maybe IRS come out to collect 'taxes' from wrestlers and have Taker be the Enforcer, kicking ass in a shirt and tie. then after that, have the Mountie. Be cool to see Taker dress like Mountie and agree (reluctantly) that Mounties always get their men. Or try to rock out 90's style with Marty Janetty. Have him ditch his managers in funny ways, like using the shock stick on Mountie or have him snap at Janetty and have Janetty literally jump through a window to get away from Taker. Maybe he realises he needs to get back to his roots and dethrone the 'other undertaker' by beating him in a casket match.
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JTH
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Post by JTH on Jan 10, 2013 22:43:49 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk
6 out of 10 falls Match for the WWE Championship
Miz cashes in his MitB contract to then become the new champion.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2013 22:46:02 GMT -5
Simple TNA invasion. Sting, A.J., Angle, Jeff Hardy, Abyss, Joe and maybe a couple of others show up with Hogan as their mouth piece; have them feud with Cena, Punk, Undertaker, Triple H, Sheamus, Team Hell No, and so forth but book TNA strongly. Would love to see the matches.
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
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Post by Beav on Jan 11, 2013 0:54:15 GMT -5
CM Punk complains that the real reason the bookers are holding him down is 'cause he's black, and forms the NEW NATION with Percy Watson and Colt Cabana. This has $ written all over it. Also, Daniel Bryan is their Owen Hart.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 11, 2013 17:27:33 GMT -5
CM Punk complains that the real reason the bookers are holding him down is 'cause he's black, and forms the NEW NATION with Percy Watson and Colt Cabana. This has $ written all over it. Also, Daniel Bryan is their Owen Hart. But instead of Caution Tape, he'll have School Crossing signs.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 11, 2013 19:12:52 GMT -5
Week 1: Team Hell No vs. Gabriel and Kidd. Suddenly, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin emerge from the crowd and beat down all 4. Locker room clears, MCMG escapes. Week 2: Team Hell No loses belts to Rhodes Scholars. Brodus Clay vs. Tensai. Suddenly, MCMG leap from the fans and attack. But this time Clay and Tensai take advantage and beat them down. SUDDENLY, Balls Mahoney and Sandman come from the crowd and the 4 beat Clay and Tensai down. Locker room clears, the 4 intruders escape. Week 3: Tommy Dreamer, appearing in a backstage segment as being a new WWE trainer, and being mocked by the Prime Time Players, challenges PTP to a tag match. His partner - a returning Christian- they beat the PTP. Rhodes Scholars issue an open challenge for the belts. The respondents: the New Age Outlaws. A good 10 minute match goes down, back and forth, but eventually Rhodes Scholars get the upper hand and are about to win. When suddenly POOOOOUNNNNNCCCEEEEEEE!!! Monty Brown single handedly decimates Rhodes and Sandow. MCMG, Balls and Sandman join in. Locker room clears. Brief scuffle before the intruders escape. The divas title is up for grabs. Kaitlyn (champ, because FAN loves her) vs. Natalya. Weird gong hits, Kharma arrives, walks to the ring, beats both down. Week 4: The entire roster is in the ring. Superstars, refs, producers, officials, writers, even some alumni in attendance. Vince McMahon is on the stage flanked by Booker T and Vickie, addressing the events of the last few weeks. Suddenly, in the crowd appears MCMG, Monty Brown, Balls and Sandman. The roster circles the wagons, as the intruders gather at ringside, and prepare for a fight. When suddenly......more people appear in the crowd. Kid Kash. Stevie Richards. Petey Williams. Rhyno. Matt Bentley. And then.....people exit the ring. Tommy Dreamer. Christian. R-Truth. Kharma. Joey Styles. Norman Smiley. The New Ages Outlaws. Kevin Nash. X-Pac. Even Booker T walks away from Vince. The intruders, with their new additions and allies, circle the ring. And from behind Vince erupts "Cult of Personality" - CM Punk and Heyman stroll out. Titantron silences, and then.... Real American. Hogan, flanked by Eric Bischoff and Dixie Carter. A moment of stunned confusion passes, and suddenly Hogan throws a punch knocking Vince down. Instantaneously the intruders attack the ring, but before the WWE roster can unite to take them down, the TNA roster (Angle, Hardy, Anderson, Samoa Joe, Abyss, Bully Ray, Roode & Storm, Aries, Garrett Bischoff, Morgan, RVD) erupts from the audience and storm the ring. Week 5: The Intruders (capitalized now, to sell merch) reveal the scheme: Punk and Heyman used their contacts to gather up the remnants of ECW and join in a pact with TNA. They coerce - some easily, some threateningly - current WWE wrestlers with an ECW or TNA past to join up. They invite WWECW alum to also join (guys like Yoshi and Zack Ryder turn and join during the night, even Kofi does a main event heel turn again Cena), all in a ploy.......not to destroy the WWE, but just really f**k it up so Vince loses his mind. Week 19: Stephanie and HHH probably somehow buy their way in and take control. Hogan stops showing up weeks ago, TNA is referred to only as "the Intruders", Punk is injured and let go while recovering and WWE folks (with no ECW/TNA history) like Randy Orton, Wade Barrett, Eve and the Usos all join and dilute the group. But hey at least we had that first month. I won't let this get no sold. Awesome!
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Jan 12, 2013 0:02:32 GMT -5
AJ comes out and declares bronies are all "fat neckbearded hot pocket eaters who live in their moms basement" she then takes out a Superman comic book and urinates on it all the while screaming "I R AJ MOAR MOAR MOAR".
Brock lesnar (in a dress) comes out and clotheslines her head off...literally....and then proceeds to declare he quits...AGAIN....BUT he wants one last match with HHH....who then comes out and makes Brock tap in 3 seconds with the crossface while screaming "BENOIT DID NOTHING WRONG"
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