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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 10, 2013 8:51:59 GMT -5
So let's all put our creative hats on and come up with a storyline or event that would make this board fill up with 20 page threads. RULES: people involved must be alive (no "Andre the Giant comes back and destroys Rey Mysterio" stories) Scenario 1:Undertaker comes out to talk about how he's retiring, walking off into the sunset with his streak intact as there is no-one left to challenge him. The lights go out. THIS appears on the wall Scenario 2: Cena wins the Rumble, and is facing the Rock at Mania. He's about to win when a man in a mask runs to the ring, knocks out Cena and Rock retains. This happens for the next few weeks, with the masked man attacking Cena backstage, in the parking lot etc until he finally reveals himself and it's.. it's.. So the idea is that it's not necessarily GREAT ideas, but moments and stories that would make the net burst at the seams. Have at it.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 10, 2013 8:58:48 GMT -5
CM Punk holds the title until wrestlemania and loses in 17 seconds to THE GREAT WHITE
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 10, 2013 9:09:31 GMT -5
CM Punk holds the title until wrestlemania and loses in 17 seconds to THE GREAT WHITE
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Post by 67 more on Jan 10, 2013 9:12:56 GMT -5
Christian manages to win the world title again and is immediately put in a match with Orton, RKOed and pinned. His reign lasts twenty seconds.
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Post by Banecat on Jan 10, 2013 9:16:57 GMT -5
I hate to say it but I would mark the hell out for scenario 2. Sure it was crap back then but it would show some off-the-wall continuity.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jan 10, 2013 9:20:42 GMT -5
This is actually something I thought of an posted on another forum's wrestling thread but here goes.
The Undertaker's time is winding down, the streak is intact but it would seem that another upstart is still thinking they can challenge the big man. This time though the upstart seems to be getting the upper hand. Backstage assaults, mind games all of it. But towards the time of the match Taker comes back with some actions of his own culminating in a historic match at WM. This time though...the streak ends with the upstart winning. As the last slap of the hands hits and the bell rings it is replaced with the familiar gong sound. The lights go out, both Taker and the upstart are gone as the lights come back on. Everyone is stunned into silence.
The following Raw, speculation is abound when the lights go out again. The gong is heard, monks come out bearing torches followed by a pair bringing out a casket and leave it on the entry ramp. A bolt of lightning shoots from the ceiling and causes the casket to burst open. Inside is the Undertaker's opponent, now garbed in the Undertakers ring attire. He opens his eyes, taking a mic and says only these words.
"The Undertaker is dead...long live the Undertaker!"
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Post by PKO on Jan 10, 2013 9:31:48 GMT -5
Triple H is the one to finally beat The Shield in a 3 on 1 handicap match. After the match he puts Ambrose and Rollins in a crate labelled ROH.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 10, 2013 9:57:41 GMT -5
WWE is attacked by Al-Qaeda again
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2013 11:24:25 GMT -5
Week 1: Team Hell No vs. Gabriel and Kidd. Suddenly, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin emerge from the crowd and beat down all 4. Locker room clears, MCMG escapes.
Week 2: Team Hell No loses belts to Rhodes Scholars. Brodus Clay vs. Tensai. Suddenly, MCMG leap from the fans and attack. But this time Clay and Tensai take advantage and beat them down. SUDDENLY, Balls Mahoney and Sandman come from the crowd and the 4 beat Clay and Tensai down. Locker room clears, the 4 intruders escape.
Week 3: Tommy Dreamer, appearing in a backstage segment as being a new WWE trainer, and being mocked by the Prime Time Players, challenges PTP to a tag match. His partner - a returning Christian- they beat the PTP. Rhodes Scholars issue an open challenge for the belts. The respondents: the New Age Outlaws. A good 10 minute match goes down, back and forth, but eventually Rhodes Scholars get the upper hand and are about to win. When suddenly POOOOOUNNNNNCCCEEEEEEE!!! Monty Brown single handedly decimates Rhodes and Sandow. MCMG, Balls and Sandman join in. Locker room clears. Brief scuffle before the intruders escape. The divas title is up for grabs. Kaitlyn (champ, because FAN loves her) vs. Natalya. Weird gong hits, Kharma arrives, walks to the ring, beats both down.
Week 4: The entire roster is in the ring. Superstars, refs, producers, officials, writers, even some alumni in attendance. Vince McMahon is on the stage flanked by Booker T and Vickie, addressing the events of the last few weeks. Suddenly, in the crowd appears MCMG, Monty Brown, Balls and Sandman. The roster circles the wagons, as the intruders gather at ringside, and prepare for a fight.
When suddenly......more people appear in the crowd. Kid Kash. Stevie Richards. Petey Williams. Rhyno. Matt Bentley. And then.....people exit the ring. Tommy Dreamer. Christian. R-Truth. Kharma. Joey Styles. Norman Smiley. The New Ages Outlaws. Kevin Nash. X-Pac. Even Booker T walks away from Vince.
The intruders, with their new additions and allies, circle the ring. And from behind Vince erupts "Cult of Personality" - CM Punk and Heyman stroll out. Titantron silences, and then....
Real American.
Hogan, flanked by Eric Bischoff and Dixie Carter. A moment of stunned confusion passes, and suddenly Hogan throws a punch knocking Vince down. Instantaneously the intruders attack the ring, but before the WWE roster can unite to take them down, the TNA roster (Angle, Hardy, Anderson, Samoa Joe, Abyss, Bully Ray, Roode & Storm, Aries, Garrett Bischoff, Morgan, RVD) erupts from the audience and storm the ring.
Week 5: The Intruders (capitalized now, to sell merch) reveal the scheme: Punk and Heyman used their contacts to gather up the remnants of ECW and join in a pact with TNA. They coerce - some easily, some threateningly - current WWE wrestlers with an ECW or TNA past to join up. They invite WWECW alum to also join (guys like Yoshi and Zack Ryder turn and join during the night, even Kofi does a main event heel turn again Cena), all in a ploy.......not to destroy the WWE, but just really f**k it up so Vince loses his mind.
Week 19: Stephanie and HHH probably somehow buy their way in and take control. Hogan stops showing up weeks ago, TNA is referred to only as "the Intruders", Punk is injured and let go while recovering and WWE folks (with no ECW/TNA history) like Randy Orton, Wade Barrett, Eve and the Usos all join and dilute the group.
But hey at least we had that first month.
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 10, 2013 11:30:46 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler cashes in his MitB briefcase successfully when AJ distracts the ref. John Cena comes out and disputes the call, when AJ challenges Cena to face Ziggler for the title RIGHT NOW. A few moves later, Cena is champ.
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Post by suave on Jan 10, 2013 11:36:16 GMT -5
Zach Ryder wins the Rumble, and proceeds to pin the Rock clean in 18 seconds for the title at Wrestlemania. Ziggler cashes in, but he loses to Ryder too. Ryder proceeds to go undefeated for the next year, ending the streak at WM 30.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2013 11:41:11 GMT -5
John Cena and CM Punk feud for the WWE Championship. The title changes hands every PPV, and Cena's wins become increasingly quicker. The program goes on until Cena beats Flair's record and becomes a 17 time World Champion.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 10, 2013 11:44:41 GMT -5
CM Punk holds the title until wrestlemania and loses in 17 seconds to THE GREAT WHITE I wont lie, I kinda wanna see this out of a morbid sense of curiousity
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 10, 2013 11:54:23 GMT -5
Layla shoots a porno. She gets all the divas to join in. You never said where the explosion needs to come from.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 10, 2013 11:58:57 GMT -5
John Cena & Triple H have a year long feud over the WWE Champipnship.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 10, 2013 12:06:55 GMT -5
Christopher Masters comes back and wins both championships, all while wearing a sombero.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 10, 2013 12:21:26 GMT -5
CM Punk holds the title until wrestlemania and loses in 17 seconds to THE GREAT WHITE I wont lie, I kinda wanna see this out of a morbid sense of curiousity Some men want to watch the world burn. I'll admit when it comes to wrestling, I'm that man.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 10, 2013 12:55:27 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan wins the Royal Rumble. He slowly starts dropping his comedy persona for one reminiscent of Chris Benoit. Unbridled intensity, doesn't hold back, and takes down all foes ranging from Big Show and Kane to The Shield.
He finally gets to face Punk at Mania for the WWE Title in an Iron Man Match. They go to the limit, full 60 minutes, resulting in a tie, 6 to 6. Sudden death is announced. The two knock each other down, but out of nowhere, Daniel Bryan nips up and goes to lock in a submission, Punk fights it and escapes. Both men are beyond exhausted, but neither will quit. Punk goes for a clothesline but Bryan catches him. He doesn't put Punk in the NO Lock, but instead he puts him in an abdominal stretch. He sits Punk down, traps his head and starts elbowing him repeatedly. Eventually, Punk passes out and the ref has to call for the bell. Daniel Bryan has unseated CM Punk as WWE Champion in the main event of Wrestlemania after a match (and a half) that would be marked as one for the ages.
After Daniel Bryan's celebration, complete with his mentors, Regal and HBK coming out to applaud him from ringside, CM Punk stands up and hugs him. Both look tearful as the culmination of their careers have led to this point, and both men are glad to have made it there together.
But through the tear blurred vision comes an unsettling sight. Both Paul Heyman and Vince McMahon make their way to the ring. Heyman grabs a mic and ushers McMahon in. Everyone looks perplexed and Punk looks as though he might slug Heyman for ruining the moment, bittersweet as it is for him.
"Daniel Bryan has defeated CM Punk. Congratulations. However, we cannot validate a title win because it's not legal. Daniel Bryan has not legally won the WWE Title," Heyman literally screams.
Vince, slightly more composed, pats him on the shoulder and takes the mic from him, "Thank you, Paul. Now look here, the WWE Title is one of honor, of dignity, of symbolism of ages of glory. But this is not the Diva's title. Just like a man can't win the Diva's title, only a man can win the WWE Championship. Daniel Bryan, you are a..."
He's interrupted by Paul Heyman, who rips the mic out of his hand, "A WOMAN! YOU ARE A WOMAN!" He then quickly slashes at Daniel Bryan with an x-acto knife hidden in his sleeve. He doesn't nick any skin, but his trunks fall off. Daniel Bryan tries to hide it, but the secret is laid bare. Daniel Bryan has a vagina.
Punk is speechless. HBK and Regal scramble to try and cover him up. Vince and Heyman go to give the title to Punk, who throws it to the ground. He goes to clear everyone from the ring. After it's all cleared, he looks into Daniel Bryan's eyes and slowly removes his own trunks. CM Punk is not a woman, but he is in love. And aroused.
The following day, the media circuit has picked up on the story of the woman who posed as a man to become a professional wrestler. Also, how the close to Wrestlemania involved the champion and challenger making love right there in the middle of the ring for another Iron Man match.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 10, 2013 13:19:22 GMT -5
^^ GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT ^^
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 10, 2013 13:24:43 GMT -5
Undertaker comes out at Wrestlemania the year after beating John Cena, Randy Orton, CM Punk and Sheamus in a handicap match. There's no match booked for him. He issues an open challenge, claiming that there is absolutely nobody left in the world who can beat him. He says that among devils and angels, he is only one who reigns above the entire WWE. But Vince disagrees. He says that there is one man, one angel, who Undertaker has never faced and can never hope to defeat.
"Who?" asks Undertaker, angrily. "Who's this person?"
Vince lets out a smug smile, looks down for a moment, then says, "FROM ANGEL GROVE CALIFORNIA..."
Theme song hits. The crowd of course knows who it is.
J.R: "Bah gawd, kang! It's Tommy Oliver!"
Lawler: "Tommy Oliver? I can't believe it!"
The bell rings and Tommy Oliver puts up a valiant fight, but it seems that Undertaker is just too strong for him. Suddenly, Kane appears on top of the titantron for some reason and tosses something at Tommy. Daniel Bryan, who's beside Kane, seems concerned. "Aiaiaiaya yes! Is that a good idea?" but his concerns go unnoticed, for Tommy screams "It's Morphing Time!" prompting a ton of Wrestlemania green pyro to go off...and he returns, as the green ranger. The entire crowd inexplicably starts to hum the Dragonzord theme, like of like that scene in FFX, and Undertaker grows weaker. Michael Cole picks up the mic and says "The theme is weakening him! Quick, keep chanting!" which weakens The Undertaker's demonic powers and allows The Green Ranger to hit his finisher.
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THE GREEN RANGER HAS BROKEN THE STREAK!"
Jason David Frank leaves the WWE the next day and the incident is never mentioned again."
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