Old Man Hogan Got Lost

[Rolent Tex]

An old wrestling pal of mine came across Hogan lost trying to find his way back to his new condo he bought outside of Key West. It's understandable because they're doing major construction and a lot of roads are one way at the moment and you have to take backroads outta town.

I still think Ol Man Hogan should invest in a GPS though. His condo was only one mile away.

[JCBaggee]

Those construction crews are just lucky Hulkamania didn't run wild through their construction zone.

[SAJ Forth]

Very weird.

[Deleted]

Did Hogan walk up to him, point his finger and say:

"YOU! Can you help me find my way around here, brother?"

[hitch]

I'd advise your friend to start booking after-dinner speaking engagements with that anecdote.

[Talent Name]

Just hope none of the construction guys were named Mark

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

TNA needs to start a new episodic reality show, where each week they drop Hogan and Sting (both in full wrestling attire, Sting in full face paint) into a town they aren't familiar with, one mile away from the place they need to get to. They both then have an hour to find their destination. The swerve being that neither of them can speak, Hogan can only communicate by doing his poses and Sting can only put his hands to his mouth and do his tribal Sting Woo thing.

Well it'd get them off the actual wrestling show, and arguably be as entertaining (and no less nonsensical) than anything they've done in recent months on Impact.

[Celgress]

Jan 13, 2013 18:00:57 GMT -5 Talent Name said:

Just hope none of the construction guys were named Mark

touché, brother!

[Gelatinous Parasite]

Was Hogan looking around bewildered, shouting, "where am I? There's no Hulkamaniacs here!"

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Jan 14, 2013 4:44:31 GMT -5 Gelatinous Parasite said:

Was Hogan looking around bewildered, shouting, "where am I? There's no Hulkamaniacs here!"

*Dips his hand in a fountain*

"ARGH! IT'S NOT HOT! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?"

[mrbananagrabber]

Jan 13, 2013 18:31:03 GMT -5 Bram wants to 'urt you said:

TNA needs to start a new episodic reality show, where each week they drop Hogan and Sting (both in full wrestling attire, Sting in full face paint) into a town they aren't familiar with, one mile away from the place they need to get to. They both then have an hour to find their destination. The swerve being that neither of them can speak, Hogan can only communicate by doing his poses and Sting can only put his hands to his mouth and do his tribal Sting Woo thing.

Well it'd get them off the actual wrestling show, and arguably be as entertaining (and no less nonsensical) than anything they've done in recent months on Impact.

I would finally watch a TNA program.

[Doctor Of Style]

At least he didn't crash into a Country Kitchen Buffet...yet.

[Deleted]

Jan 14, 2013 10:06:26 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Jan 13, 2013 18:31:03 GMT -5 Bram wants to 'urt you said:

TNA needs to start a new episodic reality show, where each week they drop Hogan and Sting (both in full wrestling attire, Sting in full face paint) into a town they aren't familiar with, one mile away from the place they need to get to. They both then have an hour to find their destination. The swerve being that neither of them can speak, Hogan can only communicate by doing his poses and Sting can only put his hands to his mouth and do his tribal Sting Woo thing.

Well it'd get them off the actual wrestling show, and arguably be as entertaining (and no less nonsensical) than anything they've done in recent months on Impact.

I would finally watch a TNA program.

This would actually be better than everything else on television period.

[zeez]

Jan 13, 2013 7:29:09 GMT -5 JCBaggee said:

Those construction crews are just lucky Hulkamania didn't run wild through their construction zone.

He would have been fine as long as he didn't exceed the posted speed limits. If he did, well then he's screwed.