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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 11, 2013 12:02:31 GMT -5
It's official folks! If you missed Impact, Bully Ray (or Mark) professed his love to Brooke Hogan, Knock-Outs Executive for TNA Impact Wrestling. Then Bully got down on one knee and popped the question. Brooke happily accepted and the two intend to wed on next week's addition of Impact.
Let's all please share our thoughts for this happy couple in their time of celebration.
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Post by Sparkybob on Jan 11, 2013 13:19:26 GMT -5
I for one cannot wait for the Hogan-Ray era to begin in TNA. That or Hulk will marry Brooke instead.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 11, 2013 13:24:09 GMT -5
Perhaps Aces and Eights music hits and they tease that they are going to interrupt, but then Devon takes off his biker jacket to reveal his reverend attire. Then Pastor Devon (I guess it can't be Reverend D-Von) offers to let bygones be bygones and offers to officiate the wedding.
Then Bully Ray says Devon may be his brudda, but he can go to hell and so can Aces and Eights. Then there is a big brawl!
Gotta love wedding angles in wrestling...
Or Hogan is missing the entire episode and the announcers keeping harping on, "Will Hulk Hogan show up?" And they can show Brooke sad that neither of her parents are there and that she really wanted Hulk to give her away. Finally, Hogan comes out and starts up saying "OVER MY DEAD BODY, BROTHER!" I would suggest a fake heart attack angle for total TNA cheesiness, but I'll stop short that out of respect to Lawler, though we already had a heart attack at a wedding in WWE.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 11, 2013 13:39:52 GMT -5
It all leads to Hulk "accidentally" marrying his daughter or Hogan pays A&8 beat up Mark which will lead to Brooke announcing that she is pregnant.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 11, 2013 13:46:56 GMT -5
It all leads to Hulk "accidentally" marrying his daughter or Hogan pays A&8 beat up Mark which will lead to Brooke announcing that she is pregnant. OMG! Me and you need to book Impact. Now. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2013 13:53:24 GMT -5
I just want to go ahead and say that I love Wrestling Weddings because they always end in epic fashion.
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Post by tenshi on Jan 11, 2013 15:08:15 GMT -5
Following Hogan vs. Flair logic, would Sting get two paychecks next week by being a part of the roster as well as being the wedding singer?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 15:37:26 GMT -5
I hope she takes the name Sleeps with Dudley.
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Post by Dat Dude on Jan 11, 2013 15:43:27 GMT -5
 "And people say I'm crazy?" |
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Post by Celgress on Jan 11, 2013 16:14:55 GMT -5
I just want to go ahead and say that I love Wrestling Weddings because they always end in epic fashion. According to 'Mark' Sting is in reality Hulk Hogan's 'brother' (something like "I had your brother Sting's back and this is how you repay me?") so he will already be there he might as well belt out a few tunes.  Gee this explains a lot, as the superman comeback gene must run in the family. Look what Hulk has done over the years, and the same goes for Sting. Who knows maybe Cena is their nephew. ;D |
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Post by Celgress on Jan 11, 2013 16:18:30 GMT -5
I for one cannot wait for the Hogan-Ray era to begin in TNA..... this, jack!  |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 11, 2013 16:27:10 GMT -5
It all leads to Hulk "accidentally" marrying his daughter or Hogan pays A&8 beat up Mark which will lead to Brooke announcing that she is pregnant. OMG! Me and you need to book Impact. Now. I got ideas that would totally embrace the LOLTNA that we all know, love and/or hate. Think Crash TV on hopped up on bath tub crank. |
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Post by tenshi on Jan 11, 2013 17:35:34 GMT -5
Seriously, though, what might actually happen is Aces & 8s interrupting the wedding and possibly laying out Hogan. The reasons for the attack can go from "We're serious about taking this place by force" to "GIVE US SOME CAKE! WE HAD CAKE B'FO!" from their newest member Luther Reigns.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 17:57:57 GMT -5
Cue Abyss to crash the wedding just to try to keep up with Kanetinuity.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jan 11, 2013 18:31:50 GMT -5
Vince i mean Dixie interupts the marriage and declares that A.J. i mean Brooke now has Hulk's job as general manager instead and Daniel Bryan er Bully gets upset he was swerved like that because that's what A.J. er Brooke wanted all along.
but then A.J. i mean Brooke gets fired by a returning Jeff and Karen Jarrett for having an "unprofessional" relationship with Cena er Bully er Mark.
Cena/Bryan/Bully then teams up with Kane er Shark Boy as Team Shell No.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jan 11, 2013 20:00:40 GMT -5
I wanna send then a Fudgy the Whale wedding cake.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 11, 2013 21:43:36 GMT -5
Thus he becomes Gamma Ray.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 11, 2013 22:02:37 GMT -5
Ok...so TNA needs to bring in Brother Runt, Joel Gertner, and Sign Guy. To hell with dudley Dudley Snot or Dances With or...any other living Dudleys that I don't remember...
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Post by Danimal on Jan 12, 2013 1:17:46 GMT -5
I wanna send then a Fudgy the Whale wedding cake. Just send him some sugar |
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Post by Glitch on Jan 12, 2013 2:06:24 GMT -5
I wish they would stop calling him Mark. I'm sure it's an attempt to make us take this seriously but it just looks unprofessional.
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