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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 11, 2013 13:42:12 GMT -5
Not like broken bones, just like small things that REALLY F'N HURT!
I just got toothpaste in my eye and cried like a little girl. Why would they do that to me?
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Post by bogey316 on Jan 11, 2013 14:41:13 GMT -5
papercuts
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 11, 2013 14:44:50 GMT -5
I've pulled back, neck, upper thigh muscles before. They were all nightmares to deal with.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 11, 2013 14:45:06 GMT -5
Stubbing your little toe on a door frame. Stepping on a UK electrical plug with the prongs pointing up (or a lego brick). Accidentally sitting on your bollocks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 15:02:22 GMT -5
Speaking of stepping on things, I've stepped on gravel coming inside before.. That's no fun. I also won't elaborate on this but I was drinking with some friends one night and didn't know that a glass had been dropped in my kitchen. I got a shard of glass in my heel. Didn't realize it for oh.. about ten minutes? Anyway, on topic, sinus infections can go to h---. ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png)
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 11, 2013 15:06:19 GMT -5
Banging your elbow or knee on anything.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 11, 2013 15:07:47 GMT -5
When you burn your mouth/tongue
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 15:15:12 GMT -5
Papercuts seem to sting me a lot more nowadays than they ever did in the past...
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 11, 2013 15:25:02 GMT -5
Charlie horses. I dread them with a passion, especially when they happen almost out of nowhere when I'm lying down.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 11, 2013 15:26:07 GMT -5
Stubbing your toe on the bottom of the bed in the middle of the night. f*** that hurts.
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Sc
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Must think of something witty to put here...
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Post by Sc on Jan 11, 2013 15:36:07 GMT -5
Have any of you ever turned your head to the side and get a horrible pain in the back of your neck along with a warm feeling? That hurts like hell and lasts about a minute.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 11, 2013 15:57:59 GMT -5
Have any of you ever turned your head to the side and get a horrible pain in the back of your neck along with a warm feeling? That hurts like hell and lasts about a minute. I get those quite and they do suck. My answer: I have a messed up sciatica nerve and sitting anywhere for a long time and it makes me knee lock up, that s*** is brutal. That might not be a minor pain but the point still stands, it sucks.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 16:00:41 GMT -5
I have something called Thoracic Outlet Syndrome in my right shoulder and arm.
What it is, is a cervical rib in my shoulder is popped out and being the idiot I am, I haven't gone in to get it popped back in yet. It causes a burning pain in your forearm and shoulder. Usually only at night if I sleep on my right side. Hurts like a mother.....
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 11, 2013 16:03:39 GMT -5
Hitting your funny Bone which innapropriatly named really..Cause it's not funny at all when you hit it ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jan 11, 2013 16:03:50 GMT -5
I accidently bumped my fingernails on a table one time and it hurt like a bitch.
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 11, 2013 16:10:26 GMT -5
Headaches, period.
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chac
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Post by chac on Jan 11, 2013 16:58:51 GMT -5
A pimple on the inside of your nose.
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Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 11, 2013 17:08:27 GMT -5
Simply put papercuts + hand sanitizer
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 11, 2013 17:39:38 GMT -5
Because I am tall, I had some really awful growing pains when I was growing up. I'd get a charley horse in my legs all the time (or whatever they are called). On good nights I'd get it in only one leg, on bad ones I'd get it in both and the pain was so severe that it woke up me up from a deep sleep every time. It was like someone was ripping my muscles apart and twisting them around - the pain was horrendous.
Applying aftershave on a cut is quite the experience. Beware cuts on hands when using hand sanitizers as well.
Hitting your head against something is never fun. Wood is bad, but concrete is sickening.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 11, 2013 17:50:07 GMT -5
Using a toothpick and jabbing yourself in the gum.
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