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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 11, 2013 23:14:45 GMT -5
I never win. I've played at least 25 times in my life and never won the jackpot. There has to be something seedy going on.
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Jan 11, 2013 23:30:48 GMT -5
Youre just on a strech of bad luck,you'll win sooner or later, the odds just work out that way.
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h
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Post by h on Jan 11, 2013 23:47:05 GMT -5
Your chances of winning are very small.
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Post by Throwback on Jan 12, 2013 0:26:58 GMT -5
around here it always seems to be old well to do people that win. Leads me to believe they've been spending a good portion of money on the lottery for a long time.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 12, 2013 5:18:02 GMT -5
Well you have a 50% chance, either you win or you lose, it'll come buddy.
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ICBM
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Post by ICBM on Jan 12, 2013 7:20:11 GMT -5
How bout the winners? Urban legend holds that it is always an elderly woman with no family remaining. Meanwhile the office or restaurant crowd who go in on 500 tix, can't catch a break.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Jan 12, 2013 7:48:01 GMT -5
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 12, 2013 9:54:41 GMT -5
You should study harder. Or get a lucky rabbit's foot. Whatever happened to those? I used to have one as a kid. Anyone else? Anyway... Yea, that's been all over the news/papers here. Messed up. I think the father in law did it. |
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Jan 12, 2013 10:41:06 GMT -5
Oh you won the lottery alright...Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery"!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!
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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 12, 2013 11:22:06 GMT -5
Wait a second... I've never won either! WTF!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2013 11:40:04 GMT -5
Whenever I buy a lotto ticket, I loudly say to the cashier "I'M NOT GOING TO WIN THIS IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER."
See, that way I'm utilizing my pessimism in such a way that I'm making it more likely I do win.
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jan 12, 2013 11:44:57 GMT -5
I won 5€ a couple of weeks ago. It's not that hard.
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Evil Homer
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I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jan 12, 2013 12:12:04 GMT -5
I won $50 in scratch offs , and got a flat tire on my drive home. cost to replace said tire? $55. I won $1800 at the casino, had several issues with my car in a few days and spend $800 on it. Then due to some family issues, I had to send a relative $1200 overseas the following week. Gambling never ends well for me
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