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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2013 22:57:57 GMT -5
Seriously.
I'm on Facebook, and I see he's posted a status update that says "I'm lucky I have a beautiful classy girl.. They hard to find around here!" Now normally, that's an eyeroller, but whatever. EXCEPT for the fact that he's told me in the past that she made that Facebook in his name, and she's the only one that uses it. So basically she uses "his" Facebook to compliment herself.
What kind of psycho does that? What's even better is that his Facebook header photo is an extreme close-up of her creepy eyes. So it's like she's always watching. It's also hilarious, because before I told him about it, she had not only the day, but also the year wrong on his birthday. Pretty sure he should know how old he is, hahaha.
Aside from those things, there's also the fact that he's a high school senior with only a few months left of school, and he's quitting so he can hang out with her MORE. He only has to go to school 2 hours a day, and he's about to graduate, but he's going to throw it away for this insane broad.
I definitely need to have a talk with the kid, but I don't know how to go about it. Dude is seriously on the verge to being an F-Up, and we don't need more guys like me out there.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jan 12, 2013 23:22:14 GMT -5
She sounds like a keeper....
...whether he likes it or not.
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Post by Tarik Dee on Jan 12, 2013 23:24:45 GMT -5
She sounds like a keeper.... ...whether he likes it or not. ![](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/5092193.jpg)
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Post by Demented on Jan 12, 2013 23:24:53 GMT -5
I wondered what happened to that girl that broke out of the asylum a few months back... We miss her. And so does her straitjacket.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2013 23:27:13 GMT -5
So, your cousin is dating the Overly Attached Girlfriend...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2013 23:47:31 GMT -5
He told me that she hates it when he plays Xbox while talking to her on the phone, because he doesn't give her his full attention. He did it once when he was here. Next time she called? He had to go outside to talk to her.
Like.... is the fact that she puts out really worth it?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2013 23:51:18 GMT -5
Is this the sequel to the Joe Pesci movie?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:25:36 GMT -5
..Nothing to see here. I'm just waiting for Bradley to post since his sig is a close up of my eyes.
:-P
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 13, 2013 0:32:08 GMT -5
..Nothing to see here. I'm just waiting for Bradley to post since his sig is a close up of my eyes. :-P In your defense, you'd remember my birthday, and don't get pissy if I call you when I am doing other things. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 0:38:28 GMT -5
![](http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/183520_153776184767328_543269920_n.jpg) That's what watches over his Facebook. Except the cat is cut out of the picture, and it's zoomed in more.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 13, 2013 0:38:28 GMT -5
Tell him to get the f*** away like they did in the Amityville Horror from that house
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 9:51:34 GMT -5
She has crazy eyes.
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Post by Viking Snad on Jan 13, 2013 12:21:52 GMT -5
![](http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4569081566792029&pid=15.1) She seems far over the Vicky Mendoza diagonal, and drifting into the Shelly Gallebsy zone.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 13:53:39 GMT -5
Tell that sumbitch to grow some balls and drop that bag o' crazy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 13:58:41 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 14:07:52 GMT -5
I've been thinking about pretending I don't know it's her using a Facebook in his name, and send him some messages to make her flip out. Like "Dude! Jessica from the other night just texted me and she said she can't wait to see you again. You ladykiller, you!"
Although I'm guessing that'd make his chances of getting murdered really grow....
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