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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jan 13, 2013 0:15:19 GMT -5
I shall escort thee to the purveyor of confections.
I shall permit that thee partake of a fine sweet.
Please continue, my noblewoman; let there be no cessation.
Advance in expectation of arriving at the locality, egad!
-Candy Shop, 50 Cent
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 13, 2013 0:39:50 GMT -5
This shall be a sonnet describing how
Thine life had been turned the opposite of standard
And if you will take a minute to hear me then please take your seat
And i will describe how i became the Prince of the kingdom of Bel Air.
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 13, 2013 0:44:22 GMT -5
Curse those constables!
Departing right away from the abstruse
Young negro has difficulties because he is dark-skinned,
Rather than a different hue that the constabulary believes.
They have the jurisdiction of the government to kill a minority
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jan 13, 2013 6:36:55 GMT -5
I wish there was an internet site that did this, I wonder how Luke's "I Wanna Rock (Doo Doo Brown)" would translate.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 13, 2013 10:03:25 GMT -5
As I walketh through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there is nothing left
Cause I've been killing and participating in merriment for so long,
That even my mother believes I have gone quite mad.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 13, 2013 10:12:06 GMT -5
Clan to the front with haste! Let thy feet make most thunderous impact
Gentlemen of African descent to the left, I say! Make boast of your accomplishments until the life leaves you
Now, the most wretched villains proceed on the right! Make yourselves beasts for as long as the moon hovers o'er our heads
Urchins of the streets, keep thyselves in the back! Gird thyselves and gather followers to Wu
-Clan in Da Front, Wu-Tang Clan
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El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 13, 2013 10:25:58 GMT -5
Proceeding in the rhythm variety
In the morn, I shall represent the Kingdom
Now when I speak of the Kingdom, please do not be confused
Rebels of the guild, who concocted the smashing sensation
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 10:45:03 GMT -5
HALT! Thine name is (zounds!)
HALT! Thine name is (forsooth!)
HALT! Thine name is
(oh my my my)
Thin Shadow
HALT! Thine name is (gah!)
HALT! Thine name is (zounds!)
HALT! Thine name is
(oh my my)
HALT! Thine name is
HALT! Thine name is (zounds!)
HALT! Thine name is (forsooth!)
HALT! Thine name is
(oh my my)
Thin Shadow
HALT! Thine name is (gah!)
HALT! Thine name is (zounds!)
HALT! Thine name is
Thin shadow
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 13, 2013 13:17:39 GMT -5
I like large posteriors, I say in truth.
you other members of my fraternity feel this is correct.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 14:16:12 GMT -5
Can I nitpick here a little bit? Victorian English reads very similarly to modern English. Did you mean like Elizabethan English or something?
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 13, 2013 17:54:24 GMT -5
I am Thin Shadow, yea, the real Thin Shadow
All other Thin Shadows are fraudulent imitators
So will the true Thin Shadow please rise up?
And heres one for all the 90s kids:
Tis is nothing but a "G" thing, female
Two ruffians going quite mad
The company which pays me is the corporate entity known as Death Row
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 14, 2013 4:13:03 GMT -5
If thou does not care, we do not show any interest
If thou does not care, we do not show any interest
If thou does not care, we do not show any interest
If thou does not care, we do not show any interest
Do not commence an altercation, and an altercation shall not ensue
Do not commence an altercation, and an altercation shall not ensue
Do not commence an altercation, and an altercation shall not ensue
Do not commence an altercation, and an altercation shall not ensue
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