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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 14, 2013 10:10:44 GMT -5
mmmm yeah....I'm going to need you to come into work on Saturday... ![](http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1224/237290f248.jpg)
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,432
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Post by agent817 on Jan 14, 2013 10:12:17 GMT -5
Didn't you get that memo?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,329
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 14, 2013 10:12:51 GMT -5
two chicks at the same time
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 62,595
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 14, 2013 10:37:33 GMT -5
Have you seen my stapler
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jan 14, 2013 11:03:47 GMT -5
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
Posts: 1,471
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Post by Abadebe on Jan 14, 2013 12:44:00 GMT -5
Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
Posts: 13,923
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 14, 2013 13:02:59 GMT -5
I'll get them, don't rush to your Jump to Conclusions map yet.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,432
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Post by agent817 on Jan 14, 2013 13:13:22 GMT -5
PC Load Letter? What the **** does that mean?
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
Posts: 12,288
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Post by ICBM on Jan 14, 2013 15:08:43 GMT -5
You don't need a million dollars to do that man. Look at my cousin man, he's broke and don't do s***
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h
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 5,734
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Post by h on Jan 14, 2013 15:10:33 GMT -5
Uh oh! Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
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BK From WV
Hank Scorpio
Claims to have sense of humor, probably stole it
I'm Here
Posts: 5,612
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 14, 2013 16:04:54 GMT -5
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jan 14, 2013 16:07:15 GMT -5
It says there a paper jam when there is no paper jam.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 14, 2013 16:10:38 GMT -5
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2013 16:13:48 GMT -5
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,432
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Post by agent817 on Jan 15, 2013 11:30:18 GMT -5
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jan 15, 2013 11:59:36 GMT -5
I could set the building on fire
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smgalia
Bubba Ho-Tep
I Don't Want A Large Farva
Posts: 507
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Post by smgalia on Jan 15, 2013 15:35:29 GMT -5
Bob 1: Samir Nama....Nahama.... Bob 2: Not gonna work here anymore
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 15:55:09 GMT -5
Uh oh! Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 15, 2013 15:58:52 GMT -5
I'm thinking about taking new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showing her my "O" face. Ohhhh! Ohhh! you know what I'm talking about. Ooooo.
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Optimax
Mephisto
"I came here to hunt ghost and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum!"
Posts: 728
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Post by Optimax on Jan 15, 2013 16:34:25 GMT -5
You know she f***ed LUNDBERG right?
I did absolutely nothing today and it was everything I thought it would be
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