Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 14, 2013 11:29:17 GMT -5
I say he comes out at number 13, eliminates everyone in the ring, and then has a staredown with Ryback. The two will then flex off until number 30 comes into the ring and they will punch each other and the shockwave will cause EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ARENA to be blasted into space. Then, Stamboli will gorilla press RYBACK out of the ring to the cold concrete floor and cause a sundering of the world, and a new great flood.
But Stamboli will save the faithful. Those who have pledged themselves to him will be saved, and this time, our salvation won't try to backstroke while we hold on to his back, he'll walk upon the water and bring us to a new eden. Johnny Stamboli, you will win the WWE Title, unify it with the World Heavyweight Title, and not only unify them, but FUSE THEM into a new universe so that future generations will know the glory of THE BULL.
Countdown from RIGHT NOW:
13 Days, 10 Hours, 38 Minutes, 26 Seconds.
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Jan 14, 2013 11:40:28 GMT -5
Why would he come back and who even remembers him? He's not a killer spelt backwards anymore.
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PKO
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Post by PKO on Jan 14, 2013 11:42:00 GMT -5
He'll be number 30 obvs.
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Post by millionurkle on Jan 14, 2013 11:47:29 GMT -5
...Is that you Johnny the Bull?
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 14, 2013 14:32:56 GMT -5
...Is that you Johnny the Bull? No! Tis Blasphemous to impersonate a Deity. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 14, 2013 16:01:17 GMT -5
The limousine wishin', desperate for a pissin', urethra-tearin', friend-of-someone-dress-wearin' most Italian man in sports and entertainment.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2013 18:14:06 GMT -5
I wish hed use the Rellik look...It just looks bad freaking ass...We need another sinister villain
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Sin Cara Tres
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Jan 14, 2013 18:23:08 GMT -5
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 14, 2013 18:32:42 GMT -5
Is this the new Sid is coming back meme?
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 14, 2013 22:17:06 GMT -5
Is this the new Sid is coming back meme? Sid was the prototype Johnny Stamboli returns meme. |
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wildojinx
Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 14, 2013 22:31:45 GMT -5
Cant we have Vito come back instead? We've got JBL back on commentary after all.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by zeez on Jan 14, 2013 23:20:54 GMT -5
Why would he come back and who even remembers him? He's not a killer spelt backwards anymore. But he is unemployable spelled both ways. |
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