Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 14, 2013 21:37:24 GMT -5
I saw this on my wall and I had to share:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2013 21:42:34 GMT -5
You found my dad's Facebook page.
Terrific.
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Post by Orange on Jan 14, 2013 21:45:24 GMT -5
f***ing perfect. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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h
Hank Scorpio
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Post by h on Jan 14, 2013 23:18:52 GMT -5
I was seeing a new girl and, knowing her reputation, decided to stop by the pharmacy on the way for dinner with her family.
"Better give me the extra value pack," I bragged to the pharmacist. "I've got a date with the school tramp tonight, so I'll be seeing a lot of action." He handed me the pack of condoms.
At dinner, I volunteered to say grace. I prayed for so long that the meal was cold by the time we started eating.
Later, my date said to me, "I had no idea you were so religious."
I replied, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 15, 2013 0:30:20 GMT -5
Wait for it...
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 15, 2013 2:07:44 GMT -5
Beautiful. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 15, 2013 3:07:37 GMT -5
Ah, so it's literally a touching story.
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Jan 15, 2013 9:21:30 GMT -5
Now that is one of those stories I would absolutely "Like" on Facebook! Bravo!
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Jan 15, 2013 11:41:29 GMT -5
This was funny, actually.
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Post by Cela on Jan 15, 2013 13:12:07 GMT -5
RODAN!
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spec
Hank Scorpio
Bum Wiping Aficionado
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Post by spec on Jan 15, 2013 16:25:02 GMT -5
That's a thumbs up! (condom wrapped of course)
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
Posts: 31,410
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 15, 2013 23:30:37 GMT -5
That's a thumbs up! (condom wrapped of course) I want, no, NEED, that emoticon.
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