Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 17, 2013 0:26:47 GMT -5
20) You can let yourself go and if he complains hold up a mirror.
21) You can share bras.
22) You can use folds of his fat to put your purse items in.
23) Women who love wearing their man's shirts will have full length ball gowns.
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nWoElite
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Post by nWoElite on Jan 17, 2013 0:30:48 GMT -5
11.) According to Kevin Smith, generous lovers who will compensate for their weight by going downtown all night long. We do. ;D 24: Will Provide excellent shade on Hot sunny days. 25: We're excellent cooks. |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 17, 2013 0:36:28 GMT -5
Good luck with that. Girls are really touchy about letting their boyfriends wear their underwear. Sure, she can use my boxers as a bed sheet, but when I try to rock her peephole bra and crotchless undies, suddenly I've crossed a line. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2013 0:41:34 GMT -5
26. Totally acceptable for a hot girl to be with a fat man. (Not so much the other way around..)
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 17, 2013 0:43:28 GMT -5
Good luck with that. Girls are really touchy about letting their boyfriends wear their underwear. Sure, she can use my boxers as a bed sheet, but when I try to rock her peephole bra and crotchless undies, suddenly I've crossed a line. In fairness, the people at Denny's thought you looked good. |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 17, 2013 0:44:18 GMT -5
26. Totally acceptable for a hot girl to be with a fat man. ( Not so much the other way around..) You sure about that? |
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Post by agent817 on Jan 17, 2013 1:11:35 GMT -5
26. Totally acceptable for a hot girl to be with a fat man. (Not so much the other way around..) You'd be surprised that there are fit guys who like chubby girls. Some athletic/fit guys are even part of fat appreciation communities like Fantasy Feeder. |
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 17, 2013 1:22:34 GMT -5
They make everything look.deliciousable.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 17, 2013 2:06:05 GMT -5
27. If the relationship goes downhill, it will mercifully reach its terminal velocity extremely quickly.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2013 4:05:59 GMT -5
28. Chubby Guys/Bears are just so cute, you just want to hug them and cuddle them and.....other things  |
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jan 17, 2013 4:42:07 GMT -5
29. Will put up with a lot of ticky tacky bullshit since they are "gettin' sum".
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Post by hitchslap on Jan 17, 2013 5:04:48 GMT -5
30. will likely lose limbs to diabetes, ultimately taking up less room in bed.
31. will smell so bad, it will deter would-be burglars.
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Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 17, 2013 5:36:57 GMT -5
32. If he gets you pregnant you won't have to buy maternity clothes, just borrow his
33. If you ever have to resort to cannibalism (eg after a plane crash) you won't go hungry
34. Is useful in crowds, can barge skinny girls out the way in the sales
35. Your best friend and/or sister are statistically less likely to have an affair with him, however this doesn't account for him being really attractive or the women in your life being right bitches.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 17, 2013 15:17:53 GMT -5
30. will likely lose limbs to diabetes, ultimately taking up less room in bed. 31. will smell so bad, it will deter would-be burglars. Yeah, no underlying hostility here. Did a fat guy steal your girlfriend or something? |
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Post by nWoElite on Jan 19, 2013 8:05:30 GMT -5
30. will likely lose limbs to diabetes, ultimately taking up less room in bed. 31. will smell so bad, it will deter would-be burglars. Belly Envy. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2013 8:24:08 GMT -5
Can get free rides sitting in the basket of the motorized carts at the grocery stores.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 19, 2013 8:35:27 GMT -5
Will probably have low standards, so it's cool to let your appearance go a bit.
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Post by hitchslap on Jan 19, 2013 13:19:17 GMT -5
30. will likely lose limbs to diabetes, ultimately taking up less room in bed. 31. will smell so bad, it will deter would-be burglars. Yeah, no underlying hostility here. Did a fat guy steal your girlfriend or something? haha, no chance of that happening. for real, though, without trying to be too rude, I don't have any sympathy for overweight people. |
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Post by hitchslap on Jan 19, 2013 13:19:48 GMT -5
30. will likely lose limbs to diabetes, ultimately taking up less room in bed. 31. will smell so bad, it will deter would-be burglars. Belly Envy. no way, man. I like seeing my penis. |
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Post by wrestleauthor on Jan 19, 2013 13:30:44 GMT -5
You'd be surprised that there are fit guys who like chubby girls. There's more out there than one thinks. I think I dated a few of them in my day. |
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