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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 16, 2013 16:36:48 GMT -5
1) Fun to cuddle with 2) Willing to order crazy amounts of food 3) High core temperature 4) Won't/can't run away
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 16, 2013 17:37:04 GMT -5
5.) More cushion for the pushin.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 16, 2013 17:42:22 GMT -5
6) great in tug of war contests
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 16, 2013 17:49:40 GMT -5
7) seems to always have plenty of food
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Post by frankincleveland on Jan 16, 2013 17:54:29 GMT -5
8) Makes you look slimmer.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 17:57:41 GMT -5
9) Always looks prepared in the Winter.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 16, 2013 18:08:47 GMT -5
10) shorter life expectency if you dont like them
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 18:37:41 GMT -5
10) shorter life expectency if you dont like them This legit made me laugh.
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Post by Dat Dude on Jan 16, 2013 19:19:18 GMT -5
11.) According to Kevin Smith, generous lovers who will compensate for their weight by going downtown all night long.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 16, 2013 20:39:30 GMT -5
12) Knows the best restaurants.
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Post by Cesaro Smirk on Jan 16, 2013 20:45:23 GMT -5
11.) According to Kevin Smith, generous lovers who will compensate for their weight by going downtown all night long. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!! (that warrants 3 exclamation points at the very least)
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 16, 2013 20:56:58 GMT -5
13.) excellent zombie distraction/fodder once the zombie appocalypse begins
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Post by Sparkybob on Jan 16, 2013 20:59:13 GMT -5
14) If you are running from a bear, you will always survive.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 16, 2013 21:01:54 GMT -5
15.) If the two of you are ever stranded in the middle of a blizzard, you cut open his stomach and climb in to keep warm.
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Post by Toxik916 on Jan 16, 2013 23:14:50 GMT -5
16. Fat dudes are usually really funny and have a kickass sense of humor. You'll never have to worry about a lack of entertainment in the relationship.
I know this because I'm a fat guy and I compensate for not being the best looking dude in a room by being the funniest and most entertaining.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 16, 2013 23:26:43 GMT -5
17. Highly unlikely that they will cheat on you; the worst you'll have to worry about is that they eat supper without you.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 23:35:36 GMT -5
17. Highly unlikely that they will cheat on you; the worst you'll have to worry about is that they eat supper without you. That ass! 18. If you can't finish your food, you never have to worry about throwing it away. Or, leftovers for that mater.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 16, 2013 23:42:53 GMT -5
17. Highly unlikely that they will cheat on you; the worst you'll have to worry about is that they eat supper without you. That ass! 18. If you can't finish your food, you never have to worry about throwing it away. Or, leftovers for that mater. That sort of thing gets you all hot and bothered, doesn't it? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 23:56:23 GMT -5
This thread was just made for me ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2013 0:18:06 GMT -5
He will never die of starvation.
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