Names you made up for wrestlers as a kid

[willywonka666]

EDIT:A good point was brought up in this thread, so i decided to just change the name of it to names you made up for wrestlers as a kid for various reasons

My friend referred to Big John Studd as "Little Johnny Dud"

and I remember calling Barry Windham "Barry Windbreaker" after he joined the Horsemen

Anyone else do this?

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Not really a heel that I hated, but I remember the first time I saw Rene Goulet come out as an official(I believe it was when the Bossman was getting beaten up by Nailz), I commented to my brother, "He looks like...Fig Newton." And ever since then, that was his name. Everytime we saw him it was like, "Hey, it's Fig Newton!!"

[chazraps]

Jim Neidsuck.

I knew a kid who called Paul Bearor "Wild Willie Fart" because, in 1998, he perpetually looked like a giant fat penis that had somehow developed the ability to fart.

[saneiac]

We didn't just make up A name. We made names for the entire roster and ranked them according to how we thought they stood in the actual WWF. Of course, we were in 6th/7th grade at the time, so most of the names were toilet humor, but everybody got one. From champion "Macho Man" Runny Sinus to losers like "Leaking" Lanny Pot-Hole, tag teams like Tickles-Guys Volkoff and Boris Suck-Off (the Bol-Shits) and every Jim "The Anal" Night-Fart and "Unnatural" Bitch Peed in between.

[Bret Hart Rules]

Me and my friend referred to Aldo Montoya as the "Portugese Postman". Not sure why but made us laugh anyway.

[Crappler El 0 M]

I made up a tag team called The Electric Lasers. As far as look and moves, one of the guys was based on Rockers-era Shawn Michaels and the other was based on Hart Foundation-era Jim Neidhart.