Someone thought the Brooke/Bully wedding was real!

[Rave]

Normally I don't like giving publicity to the undeserving, but this was just too funny not to post. Earlier, I was linked to a column by everyone's favorite douchebag celebrity gossip columnist with a fat back, Perez Hilton. In it, there was a video from Bully Ray's bachelor party and what I've quoted below. (Not sure I can link the actual column, due to the video)

Whoa, this guy!!

First of all, an overdo congratulations to our golden-haired goddess Brooke Hogan who became recently engaged to pro wrestler Bully Ray, a.k.a. Bubba!

Get it, gurl!!

Now, on to his WILD and unbelievable bachelor party at an NYC strip joint!!

Ch-ch-check out the man who is months away from marrying Hulk Hogan's daughter (above) — he's face deep in another woman's double-Ds!!

What?! We hear him professing his undying love for his fiancée, but we're shocked he'd get down & drity with another woman on camera!!

Does her realize her dad can literally rip him limb from limb!

His crazy antics don't even end there!

Bully Ray finds time to diss Lindsay Lohan's teeth, and then suggest a name for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's unborn miracle Kimbryo…. BUBBA!

What the heck, man?!

We know you can handle your own in the ring, but stop making enemies out of people who never knew you existed!

Looks like Brooke's not the only one who thought the wedding was real. After being slammed right back for being an idiot, Hilton actually bothered to do some research (not much) and put in an addendum.

UPDATE: We checked Brooke's facebook page where she lists herself as single. So she MAY not be getting married to Bubba after all, and pro wrestling MAY be fake. One thing is for sure - our dreams have officially been shattered.

Hook, line, and sinker.

[Glitch]

And people say kayfabe is dead. XD

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

Shame he didn't do minimal research into Bubba. He could with three clicks of mouse have given us a) Bubba's real name and b) the name of his wife

[________ has left the building]

Perez Hilton is a moron so this just his MO.

[jimmyjames]

I wouldn't be shocked if 1/3 Impact Zone thought it was real.

[Celgress]

Perez Hilton shine on you crazy diamond.

[RowdyRobbyPiper]

Of all the things that show that kayfabe is on life support.

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

I know I shouldn't but I just have this large, silly smile across my face right now. Like I'm really so unreasonably happy right now. It's like hearing a kid talk about Santa Claus.

[willywonka666]

It's ironic that those who don't follow wrestling, or are quick to point out that it isn't real, fall for these things

[Todd Pettengill]

The Bachelor Party video is pretty hot.

[mrbananagrabber]

Reading that made my brain numb. I shudder to think of the pond-life who actually visit that cretin's website.

[________ has left the building]

Jan 21, 2013 11:18:26 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Reading that made my brain numb. I shudder to think of the pond-life who actually visit that cretin's website.

Mostly teenage girls.

[Henry Mark]

"Does her realize her dad can literally rip him limb from limb!"

I like this part the best! I don't Hogan could "literally," or even just figuratively, rip anyone limb from limb. Hogan is nothing more than a name anymore to anyone that still watches wrestling, which makes Impact all the worse. It seems guys on the roster aren't allowed to point out how broken down he is, no one talks crap about how he'd probably hurt himself more trying to hurt anyone. Isn't that kinda what you do when an old wrestler tries intimidating you, "what are you going to do to me old man?" The roster looks weak when they show fear towards Hogan, the man who can barely walk.

He literally ripped him limb from limb! Literally!!!!