Post by The Possum on Jan 20, 2013 17:36:07 GMT -5
For funsies, come up with an explanation of a phenomena that Vince McMahon doesn't want us to know about.
Kane is actually a completely sane and competent hired muscle meant to enforce social norms within the WWE. He masquerades under a false persona in order to keep up the rouse. He originally targeted deviants like Mankind and The Undertaker upon his debut, but people backstage started to catch on, so instead of trying to destroy his opponents, Vince McMahon commissioned him to keep them from breaking the glass ceiling by pursuing tag team success with them. He then began tagging with Undertaker and Mankind, but was unsuccessful in hindering them, so he was demoted to smaller tasks. He tagged with X-Pac, the degenerate, The Big Show, a delusional impressionist, The Hurricane, a man who believed he was a super hero, Rob Van Dam, a known stoner, and Daniel Bryan, a mentally unstable indy wrestler. He has done his job in keeping them out of Vince McMahon's hair, and when he has made enough money to pay off his debts from dental school, he plans to pursue a career in politics.
Kane is actually a completely sane and competent hired muscle meant to enforce social norms within the WWE. He masquerades under a false persona in order to keep up the rouse. He originally targeted deviants like Mankind and The Undertaker upon his debut, but people backstage started to catch on, so instead of trying to destroy his opponents, Vince McMahon commissioned him to keep them from breaking the glass ceiling by pursuing tag team success with them. He then began tagging with Undertaker and Mankind, but was unsuccessful in hindering them, so he was demoted to smaller tasks. He tagged with X-Pac, the degenerate, The Big Show, a delusional impressionist, The Hurricane, a man who believed he was a super hero, Rob Van Dam, a known stoner, and Daniel Bryan, a mentally unstable indy wrestler. He has done his job in keeping them out of Vince McMahon's hair, and when he has made enough money to pay off his debts from dental school, he plans to pursue a career in politics.
