Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 21, 2013 18:56:35 GMT -5
But I'll tell you one thing that isn't made up. The quality of Farmer Wally's Chicken Fat. The best fat that can used for cooking , brake oil ,or other situations that require lubrication.
Farmer Wally's Chicken Fat: Not only do we have a lot, we have a whole Wall of it.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 21, 2013 23:45:54 GMT -5
I'll let the masters do so.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 23:48:09 GMT -5
Hi, I'm corporate America and I'd like to sell you, the consumer, fiscal solvency.
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 22, 2013 22:09:01 GMT -5
Want a real man's drink? Then try Mike's Hard Ham.
The best of pork and alcohol rolled into one. Don't fall for all those wimpy, meatless drinks.
Grab a bottle of Mike's Hard Ham ,and go hog wild.
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crash1984
Unicron
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Jan 23, 2013 0:13:34 GMT -5
Oh no Grandma's dead. Now your weekend will be ruined by having to spend it at the funeral home meeting people you have no clue who they are. Now though death is not an inconvenience to you thinks to Reincarnation Cream. Just rub some on the deceased and they will be back to life in seconds. No matter the circumstances it works.
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ToyfareMark
Vegeta
A WINNER IS YOU!
In Hutch I trust!
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 23, 2013 1:57:00 GMT -5
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