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Post by jimmyjames on Jan 23, 2013 2:29:21 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler finally cashes in, wins and celebrates on Raw with Live Sex Celebration, with AJ and Big E.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 23, 2013 2:38:51 GMT -5
The Nudertaker
Then they can resign Naked Mideon and have Big Daddy V wrestle without the suspenders.
Together they would be the Ministry of Starkness
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 3:09:53 GMT -5
Booker T gets a Nino Brown from New Jack City gimmick and starts running Smackdown like it's The Carter.
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Jan 23, 2013 6:51:38 GMT -5
JBL is a Batman like figure who 'takes to the showers' those who prey on the innocent.
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Jan 23, 2013 7:19:38 GMT -5
Hardcore Holly, Crash and Molly.... the Holly Cousins... yup.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 23, 2013 9:03:42 GMT -5
Brodus Clay is still a dancing machine, but he whores out Cameron and Naomi. Against their will. And lord help the girls if they ever say no to him. I actually thought he was supposed to be a pimp at first. Sheamus becomes a member of the IRA. he carbombs William Regal.
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Post by Sparvid on Jan 23, 2013 9:47:48 GMT -5
Big Show keeps using the knock out punch, but exclusively on Divas.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 23, 2013 10:10:40 GMT -5
Miz: the "most must-see superstar" is taken literally and Miz insists on showing everyone his genitals.
Ryback: he literally becomes a Cannibal. on the plus side, WWE has to pay less because of all the jobbers they no longer have to pay.
The Shield: spinning off from Roman Reigns' metaphor for "bringing a sword", they start coming to the ring with claymores and decapitate their opponents Highlander style.
the 3 man band: cameras document their Motley Crue-esque Groupie Shenanigans. also, Heath Slater gets really drunk and has a car accident and gets Darren Young killed. Jinder Mahal becomes addicted to heroid and Drew McIntyre is repeatedly arrested for spousal abuse. he also makes a sex tape. with gym equipment.
Randy Orton: takes his nickname "the Apex Predator" more literally and starts murdering midcarders (and JBL, the Sexual Tyrannosaurus, and somewhat more brutally rips out Tatanka's spine) before finally being killed by Sheamus, whose pale skin blocks him from Randy's infravision.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 10:17:17 GMT -5
Antonio Cesaro complains that America is not quite European enough and begins a vignette series extolling the virtues of a more European society, including regulated brothels, nude beaches and not shaving anywhere.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 23, 2013 10:22:20 GMT -5
Big E Langston revealed to be Paul E Heyman's bastard son. The Rock says Paul has twinkie tits from all the breast feeding he does, Big E says that's no longer true as he now feeds from a bottle which starts his baby trapped in a grown man gimmick.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Jan 23, 2013 10:36:30 GMT -5
3MB take the rock star thing too far after a stunning upset at Wrestlemania, when they come out and have a "LIVE COKE CELEBRATION" on RAW the following night. They all job to overdoses shortly afterwards and the group is broken apart and future endeavored until their eventual reunion some years from now on TNA.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Jan 23, 2013 10:37:42 GMT -5
John Cena - Hustle, Loyalty, Date Rape
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 23, 2013 10:57:08 GMT -5
Kane has a 3 foot penis.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 10:59:38 GMT -5
He calls it his Big Red Machine.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Jan 23, 2013 13:18:10 GMT -5
Rename The Miz.
Call him The Minge.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jan 23, 2013 15:14:23 GMT -5
Damien Sandow is much like Greek Philosophers. Not only in his quest for intelligence. But also in his quest for young boys. Which is why he took up Cody Rhodes as his apprentice. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they do a PG version of this in the first place. Come to think about it, since Sandow and Cena have similar agendas, they should probably form an alliance. Am I the only one that felt they were hinting at this anyway? For a few weeks, the announcers kept pushing their "Friendship" and how they're "best friends" and the color would make some sort of "Yeah, 'friends'." type of comment.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Jan 23, 2013 15:24:46 GMT -5
Zack Ryder's new gimmick involves a 3 foot long dildo he uses as a kendo stick type weapon, and his trunks are attached to his boots with garter belts.
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Post by joebob27 on Jan 23, 2013 15:32:15 GMT -5
Damien Sandow is much like Greek Philosophers. Not only in his quest for intelligence. But also in his quest for young boys. Which is why he took up Cody Rhodes as his apprentice. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they do a PG version of this in the first place. Come to think about it, since Sandow and Cena have similar agendas, they should probably form an alliance. Am I the only one that felt they were hinting at this anyway? For a few weeks, the announcers kept pushing their "Friendship" and how they're "best friends" and the color would make some sort of "Yeah, 'friends'." type of comment. It's possible, I tend to ignore the commentary. Hmmm... as for another wrestler, if you want a new boom era, have Finlay make another comeback... My name is Finlay, and I love to f***!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 23, 2013 15:36:05 GMT -5
Miz: the "most must-see superstar" is taken literally and Miz insists on showing everyone his genitals. DO WANT.
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