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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 22, 2013 22:23:45 GMT -5
It is revealed that Big Show has another knockout punch. Kool Aid punch that is! Only this punch is laced with roofies. Over the course of about a month it is revealed that Show has been taking advantage of people after making them pass out.
Big Show is then given his comeupence by a return world's largest love machine.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Jan 22, 2013 22:26:34 GMT -5
Zack Ryder becomes an actual Jersey Shore-esque guido... with all the drinking, partying and sexual escapades one might assume goes with that territory.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 22, 2013 22:28:45 GMT -5
That Wade Barrett prostitute thing we've all been talking about.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 22, 2013 22:33:22 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler likes to show off...his naughty parts and starts trying to get naked every Raw.
Oh wait a minute...
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 22, 2013 22:49:50 GMT -5
Big Show's knockout punch is renamed the donkey punch
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jan 22, 2013 23:04:12 GMT -5
Tensai and Sakamoto are free to admit their sadomasochistic affair on TV.
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
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Post by Jeremy on Jan 22, 2013 23:05:55 GMT -5
Cameron is a dude.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Jan 22, 2013 23:07:46 GMT -5
Leo Kruger actually muders people and wears their skin to the ring.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 22, 2013 23:17:20 GMT -5
That Del Rio cartel thing we've all been talking about. |
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Post by derangedhermit on Jan 22, 2013 23:24:55 GMT -5
Ryback vore fetish.
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jan 22, 2013 23:28:16 GMT -5
Instead of kissing, AJ has been f***ing everyone live on camera and spreading around an STD from Primo, which is all part of is master plan to eliminate main event competition so he can rule the ring.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 22, 2013 23:30:12 GMT -5
That Christian Malaysian slave thing we've all been talking about. |
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 23, 2013 1:07:53 GMT -5
Orton really does have a harem.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jan 23, 2013 1:48:23 GMT -5
Kane is a murderous psychopath still, and Daniel Bryan is his creepy, molesting Torgo-like buddy.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 1:50:57 GMT -5
Wade Barrett is actually a prostitute.
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Post by joebob27 on Jan 23, 2013 1:53:57 GMT -5
John Cena panders to young children, so he can meet young children. Zack Ryder notices fishy things going on, but fails to make a big deal about it until the 30th Anniversary Episode of Monday Night Raw.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Jan 23, 2013 2:04:09 GMT -5
Brodus Clay is still a dancing machine, but he whores out Cameron and Naomi. Against their will. And lord help the girls if they ever say no to him.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jan 23, 2013 2:08:43 GMT -5
Santinos Cobra isn't the one on his arm ..
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 23, 2013 2:13:49 GMT -5
That anal bleeding thing we've all been talking about. |
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Post by joebob27 on Jan 23, 2013 2:17:41 GMT -5
Damien Sandow is much like Greek Philosophers. Not only in his quest for intelligence. But also in his quest for young boys. Which is why he took up Cody Rhodes as his apprentice.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they do a PG version of this in the first place.
Come to think about it, since Sandow and Cena have similar agendas, they should probably form an alliance.
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