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Post by héad.casé on Jan 23, 2013 7:35:12 GMT -5
So how come Commissioner Gordon hasn't figured out Batman's identity when Alfred always answers the Batphone? And why are the Gotham police force so inept that they can't do anything without Batman and Robin?
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Post by dav on Jan 23, 2013 7:47:11 GMT -5
Probably because Batman and Robin DO everything.
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Post by Ryushinku on Jan 23, 2013 8:01:04 GMT -5
"The moment we've dreaded for years has arrived. This time, we're going to have to solve a case ourselves."
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Post by horsemen4ever on Jan 23, 2013 8:10:21 GMT -5
Was there an episode in which Wayne and Grason were out on a camping trip, and the police tried to solve the case themselves at first?
As inept as the police force, same thing with the bad guys, why didn't they have guns? The last resort at the end is get into a fist fight with Batman and Robin, after their overelaborate bat traps don't works, let's duke it out without weapons. Yeah that will work.
Speaking of which, a parody of the old show. Hillarous
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 23, 2013 13:19:36 GMT -5
I think Jim did know but chose not to say anything out of respect for his privacy
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 23, 2013 13:33:02 GMT -5
I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was Aliens.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 23, 2013 13:38:52 GMT -5
He used Bat-hypnotism to make Gordon forget.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 23, 2013 14:04:54 GMT -5
world's greatest detective, my ass
how can you solve a riddle with an answer of "a sparrow with a machine gun" but you do not know Catwoman and Ms. Kitka are the same person?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 23, 2013 14:37:15 GMT -5
world's greatest detective, my ass how can you solve a riddle with an answer of "a sparrow with a machine gun" but you do not know Catwoman and Ms. Kitka are the same person? Well you see, Ms. Kitka has a Russian accent and Catwomen does not. So there is obviously no connection between them. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 23, 2013 15:12:41 GMT -5
world's greatest detective, my ass how can you solve a riddle with an answer of "a sparrow with a machine gun" but you do not know Catwoman and Ms. Kitka are the same person? Well you see, Ms. Kitka has a Russian accent and Catwomen does not. So there is obviously no connection between them. Well you see.... see.... SEE... C... C is for Certainly can't be Catwoman! |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 23, 2013 15:18:01 GMT -5
So how come Commissioner Gordon hasn't figured out Batman's identity when Alfred always answers the Batphone? And why are the Gotham police force so inept that they can't do anything without Batman and Robin? My theories... 1- Gordon knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne, but keeps it quiet publically. 2- The Gotham PD handle most crimes off-screen. The TV series only covers their activities when Batman helps them with supervillains. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 23, 2013 16:23:55 GMT -5
Well you see, Ms. Kitka has a Russian accent and Catwomen does not. So there is obviously no connection between them. Well you see.... see.... SEE... C... C is for Certainly can't be Catwoman! Well now you're just pulling my leg. *gasp* THE JOKER! |
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Post by Banecat on Jan 23, 2013 18:07:07 GMT -5
The problem is there is no crime other then the supervilliany kind other then traffic in Gotham City.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 23, 2013 18:11:41 GMT -5
The 60s Batman was so silly and campy, so where did the dark and brooding "Dark Knight" anti-hero version we see in modern times come from?
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 23, 2013 18:17:05 GMT -5
The 60s Batman was so silly and campy, so where did the dark and brooding "Dark Knight" anti-hero version we see in modern times come from? Frank Miller and Tim Burton. Or More specifically, His (Miller's) portrayal of Batman in the Seminal Work "The Dark Knight Returns" and The First 2 Batman Movies. Other portrayals have actually mostly built on those versions, as well as the GOLDEN Age Version that was more "Film Noir" than "Superhero". |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jan 23, 2013 22:43:38 GMT -5
world's greatest detective, my ass how can you solve a riddle with an answer of "a sparrow with a machine gun" but you do not know Catwoman and Ms. Kitka are the same person? Well you see, Ms. Kitka has a Russian accent and Catwomen does not. So there is obviously no connection between them. To be fair to Batman there were like 3 catwomen  |
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