Damn, that turtle just called me!!!

King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.

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Damn, that turtle just called me!!! Jan 23, 2013 10:45:30 GMT -5

Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 23, 2013 10:45:30 GMT -5

I'm so damn scared

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Turtle: Hey it's me
Me: Uh...who?
Turtle: The turtle
Me: Huh?
Turtle: The one that winked at you today
Me: <_<!
Turtle: Dude I think I got her pregnant
Me: >_>!!
Turtle: Please I need your help

*I quickly hang up and lock my door, call block is on.*

F*** man.

All Hail King Ghidorah, My calculations are of course, precise, and the result exactly as I predicted.

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