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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 17:38:10 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bFZj6Fnq4G4I was just introduced to this today. Since I listened to it as a clean slate, I feel that my initial thoughts should be shared. Maybe we can open a dialogue about what the hell is going on here. There are a couple lines that I feel need to be discussed. "I love to stick 'em" Anal? Spears? What exactly is happening? Is that a wrestling move? Maybe he's a nurse.. a lot of shots go in the keester. "I love to pick 'em" Wow, too much information. Picking wedgies? Or picking them out of a line-up of asses? Picking which one to kick? "The best surprises always sneak up from behind." Ha. Fantastic line. No complaint. Now, here's where it gets really strange. "You walk behind me, I feel the heat. That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street" Because you're farting on them? I will accept no other explanation. I've gone over every possibility I can think of here, and nothing fits this better than farting. I'm telling you, guys, he's farting on women.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 25, 2013 17:40:22 GMT -5
Surely we can all get to the bottom of this.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 17:41:55 GMT -5
You know.. I gave this line a little more thought, and now I do have a complaint. Let's go back a line to get a context for what he's talking about. I'm a lover, of every kind The best surprises always sneak up from behind
Now we're talking about surprise buttsex. Which, is rape. Now he's a rapist. An anal rapist who farts on women. This is not okay.
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Post by molson5 on Jan 25, 2013 17:44:40 GMT -5
It was the 90s. That's the best explanation any of us will come up with.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 25, 2013 17:45:04 GMT -5
What I love the most about this song is that the singer sings about asses with the same passion a man sings about his hometown, life itself or death. You know.. I gave this line a little more thought, and now I do have a complaint. Let's go back a line to get a context for what he's talking about. I'm a lover, of every kind The best surprises always sneak up from behind
Now we're talking about surprise buttsex. Which, is rape. Now he's a rapist. An anal rapist who farts on women. This is not okay. That is not the only interpretation, however. He also mentions he's a lover of every kind. He may be implying he's the one who enjoys a surprising from behind. Alternatively he may simply be implying he likes to far on people without them noticing.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 17:48:22 GMT -5
User dobedobedo, you're on notice. Anyways the best way to explain this to you is whoever wrote the song was really high on a hell of a drug called cocaine.
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Post by horsemen4ever on Jan 25, 2013 17:51:08 GMT -5
Well if you talking about Ass Man, don't forget this.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 25, 2013 18:14:21 GMT -5
You've only just heard Ass Man? You poor, poor woman. How have you gone this long not hearing the greatest song ever written?
I agree that the singer does sing with passion though. It seems to be a subject close to his heart!
Also, it's my ringtone ATM, alternating with the 90's X-Men cartoon theme <___<
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 25, 2013 18:14:25 GMT -5
Maybe he just loves donkeys
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jan 25, 2013 18:23:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 18:46:35 GMT -5
What I love the most about this song is that the singer sings about asses with the same passion a man sings about his hometown, life itself or death. You know.. I gave this line a little more thought, and now I do have a complaint. Let's go back a line to get a context for what he's talking about. I'm a lover, of every kind The best surprises always sneak up from behind
Now we're talking about surprise buttsex. Which, is rape. Now he's a rapist. An anal rapist who farts on women. This is not okay. That is not the only interpretation, however. He also mentions he's a lover of every kind. He may be implying he's the one who enjoys a surprising from behind. Alternatively he may simply be implying he likes to far on people without them noticing. Great point, but I think what turns it for me is the "I'm a lover", with the "I'm" indicating that he is a one acting. Which, in the rapist scenario, makes him the rapist, and not the victim. I will accept the farting on people without their knowledge as a possible and equally feasible interpretation.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 19:22:44 GMT -5
Here's something else to think about.
The song never specifically mentions that we are talking about female's asses.
Therefore, Donkey Appreciation theory is in. As well as Man Booty.
So, from what I can tell: he likes man ass and farts on women to keep them away.
Or, alternatively, he likes donkeys and farts on women.
He also may or may not be into anal sex; either non-consensual, or in non-consensual consent.
ETA: Or, he likes surprise buttsex with donkeys. So, bestiality.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jan 25, 2013 19:24:04 GMT -5
Conclusion: OP is the subject of Billy Gunn's desires.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 25, 2013 19:24:59 GMT -5
This is not entirely unlikely. It was a VERY homoerotic character without being explicitly so, and he did do an angle where he faked a gay romance as a publicity stunt.
Hell, even before Billy and Chuck, New Age Outlaws certainly liked to skirt the line. Road Dogg sure did talk about Doggy Style a lot.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 19:31:03 GMT -5
Conclusion: OP is the subject of Billy Gunn's desires. I'm not even sure how to respond there.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Jan 25, 2013 19:47:17 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 21:24:55 GMT -5
Fuhgettaboutit... Ya know though? This thread is missing something... [/spoiler]
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Post by #RUDO Coco Del Rio on Jan 26, 2013 0:19:43 GMT -5
When he says he's a lover of every kind... Maybe he meant that he loves all kinds of asses. White asses, black asses, Asian asses, Latin asses, animal asses. He's a lover of every kind.
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Post by hotshotalex on Jan 26, 2013 0:51:01 GMT -5
While we're on the subject of Ass mysteries in the WWE. What is Ass cream? Is it some kind of ointment that you put on your ass? Since the ass cream Christian recieved as a gift was said to contain 30 percent more ass does that mean that it is a cream made from real human ass? If so what purpose does it serve? Also who did the original ass cream belong to Christian or Jericho?
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Post by rrh on Jan 26, 2013 7:37:53 GMT -5
Fuhgettaboutit... Ya know though? This thread is missing something... Great post, but it's missing something... {Spoiler}
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