"Ass Man": An Interpretation

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Jan 26, 2013 0:51:01 GMT -5 hotshotalex said:

While we're on the subject of Ass mysteries in the WWE.

What is Ass cream? Is it some kind of ointment that you put on your ass?

Since the ass cream Christian recieved as a gift was said to contain 30 percent more ass does that mean that it is a cream made from real human ass? If so what purpose does it serve?

Also who did the original ass cream belong to Christian or Jericho?

I can only assume that Ass Cream is the number one doctor recommended treatment for butthurt.

Either that, or Rick Santorum has been campaigning to WWE.

[The Ichi]

He also loves to float them, whatever that entails.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Jan 26, 2013 12:32:30 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

He also loves to float them, whatever that entails.

clearly it means he likes to kill people, cut off their butt-cheeks and throw them in water.

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Jan 26, 2013 12:32:30 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

He also loves to float them, whatever that entails.

I think he says he loves to flaunt them. I know because I was disappointed when I learned he wasn't saying he loves to flood them.

[The Ichi]

Damn, me and a friend used to discuss the "float" part in depth years ago. Flaunt does make more sense.

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Jan 26, 2013 0:19:43 GMT -5 #RUDO Coco Del Rio said:

When he says he's a lover of every kind... Maybe he meant that he loves all kinds of asses. White asses, black asses, Asian asses, Latin asses, animal asses. He's a lover of every kind.

So many asses, so little time.

I think this thread has proven once and for all that Ass Man is a deep, beautiful song. As if God Himself beamed it into the heart and soul of whoever wrote it.

[Metalheadbanger Man]

My old band covered this once. We had to explain that we didn't write it.