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Post by hotshotalex on Jan 27, 2013 16:50:47 GMT -5
took a dump in your mouth." Discuss.  |
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Jan 27, 2013 16:51:36 GMT -5
Alex Riley has a face that is like an uncircumcised penis.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 27, 2013 16:52:14 GMT -5
WWE writers love bad breath jokes. Probably more than any other kind of joke they usually write.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 27, 2013 16:53:15 GMT -5
As a Riley fan, I admit that was horrible, but aside from that gaffe, he's pretty solid on the mic.
When Riley makes different facial expressions, he actually looks like different people.
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You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 27, 2013 16:53:19 GMT -5
"I guess that's why they call you "John"".
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 27, 2013 16:53:28 GMT -5
Pretty sure metaphysical concepts don't need to take a poop, Riley.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 27, 2013 16:56:04 GMT -5
What I like about Riley is that he's VERY comfortable on the mic. Even if the next thing that comes out of his mouth is total crap, he commits and doesn't end up stumbling over his words or looking like a deer in headlights.
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Post by A damn road sign on Jan 27, 2013 16:59:49 GMT -5
JUST
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 27, 2013 17:08:31 GMT -5
How can a skeleton go the bathroom because most personifications of Death are a skeleton
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 27, 2013 17:17:10 GMT -5
WWE writers love bad breath jokes. Probably more than any other kind of joke they usually write. Even more than penis & poop jokes? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2013 17:18:59 GMT -5
How can a skeleton go the bathroom because most personifications of Death are a skeleton How can a skeleton wield a scythe without having muscles, tendons, blood, and so forth? |
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Post by KobashiChop on Jan 27, 2013 17:58:52 GMT -5
Such an obviously scripted line. Just AWFUL.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 27, 2013 18:01:13 GMT -5
WWE writers love bad breath jokes. Probably more than any other kind of joke they usually write. Even more than penis & poop jokes? Just seems that the ones where it's obvious that the writers have written a "comedy" promo for a babyface, they usually end up with some sort of reference to bad breath from what I've seen. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jan 27, 2013 18:01:53 GMT -5
IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR PLANS JUST GONE A-RY!
*he then wasn't given a live mic for months.*
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 27, 2013 18:18:00 GMT -5
If I didn't know before, I would have guessed it was a Cena joke
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 27, 2013 22:24:16 GMT -5
WWE writers love bad breath jokes. Probably more than any other kind of joke they usually write. Even more than penis & poop jokes? to be fair, this one references both bad breath AND poop. |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 27, 2013 23:21:49 GMT -5
Alex Riley has a face that is like an uncircumcised penis. |
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 27, 2013 23:22:14 GMT -5
Even more than penis & poop jokes? Just seems that the ones where it's obvious that the writers have written a "comedy" promo for a babyface, they usually end up with some sort of reference to bad breath from what I've seen. I was watching some earlier 90's matches with Vince on commentary and 3 or 4 times he said something about various heels having bad breath. So I have a feeling we know where those jokes come from or at least we know who the writers are trying to please with those jokes. |
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