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Post by Gerard Gerard on Jan 28, 2013 0:58:36 GMT -5
Dear Booker,
I still still remember.
Regards,
The Bigger Picture.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jan 28, 2013 0:59:43 GMT -5
Most guys write to wrestlers, this guy writes to Pay Per Views. Dear Wrestlemania, you are amazing, I love that you sell so many tickets, love OP. P.S. Do you know Summerslam? Dear Orange Ring Ropes From Wrestlemania 24, I liked the way you looked tonight. I can't help but fantasize about how badly I want to feel you pressed up against my skin as I proceed to bounce off of you. I hope I see you again soon.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,545
Member is Online
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 28, 2013 1:01:07 GMT -5
From neither a storyline sense, real life sense, or business sense, does this hold any logic. Yeah I know, right? I mean come on, Cena vs. Rock II? Man WWE's running themselves out of business with that one; no way anyone pays for that again. No business sense whatsoever. It's almost as idiotic and nonsensical as when they put Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels 2 years in a row, cause who the f*** would want to see that!? 85,000 fewer buys than the year before. I mean, what is there for us to look forward to? Cena/Rock again, but with a result we hate. Trips/Lesnar again, but with a result almost everyone hates. Punk/Taker, which is now meaningless. Whatever the hell they do with some combination of Orton, Sheamus, Del Rio, Ziggler and Big Show? Usually the Internet has something to look forward to.
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 28, 2013 1:05:05 GMT -5
Who says I'm trying to change anything? I'm merely expressing my distaste. Then why write a letter that you know nobody with any power in the WWE is going to read? Why not just say "I don't like the direction the WWE is going and I will not watch?"
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jan 28, 2013 1:10:51 GMT -5
Dear Triple H,
My grandpa just died, but my family is strapped for cash and can't afford a proper burial. I figure if anyone can help with this unfortunate situation, it's you.
Perdver
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 28, 2013 1:16:31 GMT -5
Yeah I know, right? I mean come on, Cena vs. Rock II? Man WWE's running themselves out of business with that one; no way anyone pays for that again. No business sense whatsoever. It's almost as idiotic and nonsensical as when they put Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels 2 years in a row, cause who the f*** would want to see that!? 85,000 fewer buys than the year before. I mean, what is there for us to look forward to? Cena/Rock again, but with a result we hate. Trips/Lesnar again, but with a result almost everyone hates. Punk/Taker, which is now meaningless. Whatever the hell they do with some combination of Orton, Sheamus, Del Rio, Ziggler and Big Show? Usually the Internet has something to look forward to. Now Jonathan, I have a point of contention with the narrative you're presenting. You're not the only one to say this, but I just want to see I can nip this in the bud now. Nor do I necessarily disagree with your opinion of Rock vs Cena II. If I understand you correctly you're stating Wrestlemania 26 did worse than Wrestlemania 25 was because it's headliner was Taker vs Michaels II. My argument being you can't blame the number of buyrates solely on one match like that. It seems to me a number of factors could be to blame including the simple fact it was the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania that lead to increased buys the year prior.
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unc40
Dennis Stamp
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Post by unc40 on Jan 28, 2013 1:43:52 GMT -5
Dear Paul Heyman,
Where are the ballons you promised?
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
Posts: 16,099
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Post by StuntGranny® on Jan 28, 2013 1:54:04 GMT -5
Dear Rock,
A friend of mine wants to know how to beat a drug test. Write back ASAP.
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Jan 28, 2013 1:56:13 GMT -5
IT'S STILL REAL TO HIM DAMMIT
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Post by George. on Jan 28, 2013 1:56:31 GMT -5
OP,
this wouldn't be you... would it?
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 28, 2013 1:57:05 GMT -5
Dear WWE, I am disgusted with the way Attitude Era wrestlers and fans are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was engineered towards us and not to young whippersnappers who are not us. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family jewels...
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Jan 28, 2013 1:58:59 GMT -5
Dear WWE,
Tell Kaitlyn I said "hi".
Sincerely, Justin Oberholtzer
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Jan 28, 2013 2:11:59 GMT -5
OP, this wouldn't be you... would it? Given that I'm thin, blonde, british and flamboyant, no, that would not be me.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jan 28, 2013 2:14:52 GMT -5
Dear WWE
I am a Nigerian Prince... please send me all of your money so that I can somehow give you my money... this is not a scam.
-Skelldertaker.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jan 28, 2013 2:33:08 GMT -5
Dear Triple H,
Go away. But can I have your wife? You can keep your kids though.
Sincerely,
Shoyuweenie
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 28, 2013 2:47:36 GMT -5
OP, this wouldn't be you... would it? At least his girlfriend had a sense of humor(how he got anybody is beyond me).
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 28, 2013 7:22:48 GMT -5
Steph,
Sorry thay Shoyuweenie guy keeps harassin ya. That's not cool.
Also, as I said in my last few letters, you're still hot.
I'm sorry if the one with the ear in it was a lil hard to read; I didn't really think ahead and get enough gauze. Kinda spur of the moment. Hope ya enjoyed. . XOXOXOXO, $lim
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Post by The Pixel on Jan 28, 2013 7:39:58 GMT -5
Meanwhile Vince sits at home laughing as he reads this thread, rolling round in big piles of money not caring if you tune in or not.
Kids love Cena Kids love Rock Parents love happy kids
Simple Math
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Post by celticjobber on Jan 28, 2013 7:47:58 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure the only reason Punk had the title so long anyway was to build it up for when he dropped it to The Rock. I think alot of people are seriously over-reacting about this.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 28, 2013 7:59:16 GMT -5
Dear Mr. McMahon
I'm so glad you put on a PPV I enjoyed, and your card was just great.
In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile roided up old perv with a stupid son in law and you smell like an funkasaurus butt!
Bomber (no not the guy that threatened to blow up Titan Towers)
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