Why I listened to half of the Rumble.

[Heartbreaker]

Ziggler and Jericho (which I did not expect) come out. Match starts. Count down starts. 3.. 2... 1... WOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I click something else and just listen to the Rumble until Cody gets eliminated. Why?

That freaking stupid stache literally scares the crap out of me. It's so not dashing.

And for something random, Bryan falling into Kane's arms was kinda adorable.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Cody's mustache makes him look like enough of a creeper that you are refusing to even look at him

That's a powerful heel stache right there...

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

I still have to ask. How is it that Cody Rhodes...



can get all the attention on his facial hair when he is tagging with Damien Sandow...



and they are currently feuding with Daniel Bryan.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Cause Sandow's makes him look like an sophisticate, Bryan's makes him look like a lumberjack...

Cody's makes him look he should be driving a windowless van around.

[Heartbreaker]

*scared*

H-He better shave that thing once Rhodes Scholars are over.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

What's sad is that they've stripped Cody of his awesomeness to the point that his mustache is more over than he is.

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Jan 28, 2013 2:11:55 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

I still have to ask. How is it that Cody Rhodes...



can get all the attention on his facial hair when he is tagging with Damien Sandow...



and they are currently feuding with Daniel Bryan.

I want a Bryan/Sandow Beard vs Beard match BADLY.

[Lt. Palumbo]

I was really hoping you had been listening to it on a scrambled Sky Sports like I did when I was 12

[Emmet Russell]

I want him to grow a handlebar moustache.