The Bo Dallas Conspiracy Theory

[percymania]

He was called up too early, with lame music and no gimmick on purpose. He was made to fail. WWE realizes they have nothing in him and find this path to be their quickest exit strategy. They'll put him on a in a spot where he can't shine and fans will reject him. He'll be out of the WWE quickly. So far it's working great. This is much better than leaving him to toil in developmental for a few more years while a handful of fans begin to gripe about how he's overlooked and under-appreciated.

This is all true. I swear you on the Bible inside of Paul Heyman's mother's grave. EDIT: Confirmed on PWInsider too so there.

[Sparkybob]

There is no point in resisting, the future of the company has arrived.

[The Great El' PANDA King]

Welcome to the Re-BO-lution.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Confirmed on the same PWInsider that told us that Carlito and Shelton were going to be in the Rumble?

[paywindah]

Jan 29, 2013 0:00:59 GMT -5 Brandon Walsh is Insane. said:

Confirmed on the same PWInsider that told us that Carlito and Shelton were going to be in the Rumble?

That was the joke.

[thegame415]

Maybe they're setting him up for a heel turn.

[Talent Name]

Can we call what he got the Dallas pop

[rnrk supports BLM]

They'll bury him so bad, his 400+ day world title reign will be ended by a part-timer with an elbow drop for a finisher.

[Deleted]

I get a feeling they're going to shove him down our throats until people turn on him like they did Rock and PRAY that Bo has enough charisma to rise from that.

[lildude8218]

too early? he's been in developmental for almost 5 years

[Dave the Dave]

His brother is that fat one with angel wings right?

[mjolnir]

Jan 29, 2013 0:06:33 GMT -5 Dave the Dave said:

His brother is that fat one with angel wings right?

Yes, Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt.

[BigWill]

Jan 29, 2013 0:05:06 GMT -5 lildude8218 said:

too early? he's been in developmental for almost 5 years

And he's still not very good.

[Dean-o]

Least he's an honest tax payer...

[Jimmy]

Or he is the next to receive a super push as Big Show, William Regal, Jim Ross, and many others have hailed him as a top prospect. Just bow down now to your eventual overload Bo.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jan 29, 2013 0:12:02 GMT -5 mjolnir said:

Jan 29, 2013 0:06:33 GMT -5 Dave the Dave said:

His brother is that fat one with angel wings right?

Yes, Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt.

And he's f***ing awesome.

[Lancers]

Jan 28, 2013 23:54:59 GMT -5 Sparkybob said:

There is no point in resisting, the future of the company has arrived.

*20 years from now*

Steph: "The business was floundering. We kept bringing back superstars from previous era to alleviate the hemorrhaging of our business. But then all of a sudden. There he was. Like a beacon of light from a lighthouse to shine the ships ashore, he came into our world to save us from the icebergs that were surrounding us. Bo Dallas didn't just save the WWE. He saved humanity.

No longer were people afraid to leave their homes with the fear or not making it back alive. No longer were people worried about not being able to pay their electric bills. Bo Dallas. A true American patriot. A man who's enduring spirit will always guide us on our journey to complete achievement.

*Bo Dallas is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame and all of the other former HOFers are subsequently removed from their place*

[mjolnir]

Jan 29, 2013 0:36:40 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Jan 29, 2013 0:12:02 GMT -5 mjolnir said:

Yes, Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt.

And he's f***ing awesome.

Yeah, it's startling to look at the difference between Bo and Bray. It's just like...

...Wh...What the hell happened here? Did one of the kids get all the talent and charisma?

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

I gotta say I do like the subtle reference to his grandfather in his ring gear with the one black glove

[Buddy Peacock]

Bo is the future.