The continuing rebellion of the Announce table

[crowwreak was WRONG]

It nearly broke Orton's leg once
Could have killed Punk and Rock
Caused Kurt Angle to be knocked flat out
Has never broken on an RKO ever
Gave Daniel Bryan bruised ribs
Caused Benoit some hideous back damage
Injured HBK's ribs
It won't break when you want it to
It will collapse at the drop of a hat when you do try a bump on it.
Every side is an acute angle, so hitting an edge will always royally suck

when they went PG they banned some health risks, so when are they re-designing this lethal pile of firewood?

[Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift]

I loved that powering up a rock-bottom was enough to collapse the table.

[joebob27]

Wow, that Benoit one was brutal. Forgot about that.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

I'm more surprised that the monitors still haven't switched to flatscreens.

It's almost as if they make better weapons as CRTs.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Doesn't the table collapse like every time the rock tries to rock bottom people onto it