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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2013 6:26:46 GMT -5
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 30, 2013 8:24:24 GMT -5
man I'd heard it was terrible but I had no idea it was that bad. I know most slasher movies these days give us unlikeable "protagonists" but that kid has to be the worst I've ever seen.
I'm surprised "ANGELAAAAAAAA!" never became a meme. that's "You are tearing me apart, Lisaaa!" level hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2013 9:35:00 GMT -5
Yes! I've been waiting for him to complete the series.
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 30, 2013 15:23:45 GMT -5
She still had the creepy expressions when that came out. Gotta give them props for that much at the very least.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 30, 2013 15:54:39 GMT -5
Ooooooh boy that movie looks annoying. It's at times like this I'm glad Internet reviewers are a thing because that's the kind of stuff I prefer to watch a comedy review about than watch myself. it doesn't even look enjoyably bad, just mean-spirited.
Why on Earth do so many horror makers think people like asshole characters?! It just makes us happy to see them die in horrible, horrible ways.
And yeah... that twist, I tend to miss things that are in plain sight, so perhaps I wouldn't even made the connection between between the cop and Angela (well, I probably would have eventually, even I am not that stupid), but I would have called BS on trying to make us believe that Alan or whatever the asshole kid's name was is the killer, as the killer is clearly about half his size, tops.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 30, 2013 16:27:18 GMT -5
So Angela is a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 30, 2013 16:39:05 GMT -5
actually according to the director, that's the real Angela who apparently survived the beginning of the first movie. it's not Peter-as-Angela.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 30, 2013 16:39:06 GMT -5
So Angela is a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man? From what I understand, she's a hermaphrodite pretending to be a man. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2013 17:50:23 GMT -5
actually according to the director, that's the real Angela who apparently survived the beginning of the first movie. it's not Peter-as-Angela. That raises so many more questions than it answers. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2013 18:20:15 GMT -5
actually according to the director, that's the real Angela who apparently survived the beginning of the first movie. it's not Peter-as-Angela. How the hell does that make sense?! Why would regular Angela have homicidal tendencies? The reason Peter had them was because of the psychological torment he went through by having to live life as a woman. Who would've took care of her anyway? She was a little kid when that accident happened. How did she get involved in this whole mess? Why didn't she tell anyone she survived? Why am I questioning anything that happens in this franchise? |
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 30, 2013 19:53:15 GMT -5
actually according to the director, that's the real Angela who apparently survived the beginning of the first movie. it's not Peter-as-Angela. How the hell does that make sense?! Why would regular Angela have homicidal tendencies? The reason Peter had them was because of the psychological torment he went through by having to live life as a woman. Who would've took care of her anyway? She was a little kid when that accident happened. How did she get involved in this whole mess? Why didn't she tell anyone she survived? Why am I questioning anything that happens in this franchise? This. Where did he say this? That just sounds strange and illogical. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 31, 2013 7:24:39 GMT -5
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 31, 2013 8:10:03 GMT -5
Surprise he didn't make a Ned from South Park joke considering Isaac Hayes was in it and he made a reference to him. Man now that I saw this review I am motivated NOT to watch this movie.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 31, 2013 22:35:47 GMT -5
Why on Earth do so many horror makers think people like asshole characters?! It just makes us happy to see them die in horrible, horrible ways. Because douchey characters= realistic apparently. But as Brad pointed out, Alan is the type of character that should be one of the first to go. He's a fat manchild that bullies people then crys foul when he gets a taste of his own medicine. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jan 31, 2013 22:47:48 GMT -5
I like the comment... "wait... ed glaser was angela the whole time?" Because that's immediatly what I thought when I first saw the cop  |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Feb 2, 2013 19:50:35 GMT -5
Something that confused me was that the counselor accused Petey of being Angela. Since the movie is said to be 20 years on, Petey would have been maybe 7 at the time. Like, she doesn't look old enough to conceivably be Angela.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 2, 2013 21:17:34 GMT -5
I like the comment... "wait... ed glaser was angela the whole time?" Because that's immediatly what I thought when I first saw the cop holy shit she does look like Ed Glaser. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 2, 2013 21:18:57 GMT -5
Something that confused me was that the counselor accused Petey of being Angela. Since the movie is said to be 20 years on, Petey would have been maybe 7 at the time. Like, she doesn't look old enough to conceivably be Angela. maybe Jimmy McBenchpress got possessed by the ghost of the asshat camp director from the original movie who nonsensically accused Ricky of being the killer. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 3, 2013 1:14:37 GMT -5
If I may quote Roger Ebert, "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it."
"I have no idea why anyone wanted to make this story into a movie, and close examination of the film itself is no help. "Return to Sleepaway Camp" is one of the most unpleasant, contrived, artificial, cloying experiences I've had at the movies. To call it manipulative would be inaccurate; it has an ambition to manipulate, but fails."
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