So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic

Brother Nero....Wolfe Vegeta Posts: 9,288	So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic Jan 30, 2013 12:46:53 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 30, 2013 12:46:53 GMT -5 Should I stop setting up overly elaborate traps to make him think that there's a hobo in his attic?

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So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic Jan 30, 2013 13:05:57 GMT -5

Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 30, 2013 13:05:57 GMT -5

To elaborate:

1)This is the second time I've done this prank on somebody. I have experience.
2)There's nothing in his attic. He's one of those people who never opened his attic so I just booby-trapped it with some electronics to make some weird noises at random times late in the night. Plus me and another friend started putting out fake footprints inside his garage just to f*** with him.

Last Edit: Jan 30, 2013 13:06:10 GMT -5 by Brother Nero....Wolfe

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So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic Jan 30, 2013 13:36:13 GMT -5

Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 30, 2013 13:36:13 GMT -5

Jan 30, 2013 13:05:57 GMT -5 Brother Nero....Wolfe said:

To elaborate:

1)This is the second time I've done this prank on somebody. I have experience.
2)There's nothing in his attic. He's one of those people who never opened his attic so I just booby-trapped it with some electronics to make some weird noises at random times late in the night. Plus me and another friend started putting out fake footprints inside his garage just to f*** with him.

If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that this will end with your friend mistaking your for the hobo and shooting you while dramatic music plays, then he'll cradle you and beg for your forgiveness which you will give him in your last breath. Then your disembodied voice will give the audience an inspiring speech in a voiceover as the camera zooms out.

Also, not sure how well he'll take the prank if you take it further.

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Mar 7, 2014 20:59:29 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Toilets, duct tape, and lies. This is exactly how I imagine a FAN sex thread

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So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic Jan 30, 2013 13:50:53 GMT -5

Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 30, 2013 13:50:53 GMT -5

Jan 30, 2013 13:36:13 GMT -5 SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman said:

Jan 30, 2013 13:05:57 GMT -5 Brother Nero....Wolfe said:

To elaborate:

1)This is the second time I've done this prank on somebody. I have experience.
2)There's nothing in his attic. He's one of those people who never opened his attic so I just booby-trapped it with some electronics to make some weird noises at random times late in the night. Plus me and another friend started putting out fake footprints inside his garage just to f*** with him.

If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that this will end with your friend mistaking your for the hobo and shooting you while dramatic music plays, then he'll cradle you and beg for your forgiveness which you will give him in your last breath. Then your disembodied voice will give the audience an inspiring speech in a voiceover as the camera zooms out.

Also, not sure how well he'll take the prank if you take it further.

Last guy I pulled this on reacted pretty well, so I'm not too concerned about this. Plus this is just another step in a pranking war that has gone on for a while now, so it's like whatever. I'm just concerned because unlike the last guy I pulled this on, this one friend has common sense.

Which is to say I think he's gonna open his attic soon enough. I need to think of something!

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So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic Jan 30, 2013 13:57:11 GMT -5

Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 30, 2013 13:57:11 GMT -5

Depressingly timed update:

Just got a text. He opened his attic and found the remote control car toy thingy I had rigged. Found it funny but prank's over now. Goddamn it. Prank over. Bah. Was kind of hoping it would go over as well as the last time I tried this.

I shall prepare a better prank next time.

Last Edit: Jan 30, 2013 13:58:27 GMT -5 by Brother Nero....Wolfe

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So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic Jan 30, 2013 14:27:15 GMT -5

Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 30, 2013 14:27:15 GMT -5

Jan 30, 2013 14:26:44 GMT -5 Zombie Mod said:

this thread gives me a strange sense of deja vu.

Pretty sure I posted here the first time I pulled this on someone too. Only that time, things worked much better. Damn.

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Brother Nero....Wolfe Vegeta Posts: 9,288	So, a friend thinks there's a hobo in his attic Jan 31, 2013 11:05:12 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 31, 2013 11:05:12 GMT -5 Jan 31, 2013 1:36:08 GMT -5 Banjo Is Broken said: Admit it, there was no elaborate prank. It was Gary Busey again, wasn't it? Gary Busey would be one hell of a prank however.

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