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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 31, 2013 14:31:33 GMT -5
Nothing more fulfilling or relaxing than taking a nice healthy shit on the toilet.You sit there, doing your business and you...think. about life, the universe, and where to go from there. Yep, I've had some of my best thoughts while sitting on the can.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 31, 2013 14:36:10 GMT -5
I've often thought that if you were to invent a legal drug that mimicked the feeling of "5 seconds after taking a huge, ass ripping dump" you would be a billionaire within 1 year.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jan 31, 2013 14:37:41 GMT -5
If this becomes a weekly thing I'll ban you.
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Toxik916
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Post by Toxik916 on Jan 31, 2013 14:46:47 GMT -5
My best ideas usually come to me while I'm in the sanctuary of my bathroom. I also love how you specified being on a toilet.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 31, 2013 14:47:50 GMT -5
I've often thought that if you were to invent a legal drug that mimicked the feeling of "5 seconds after taking a huge, ass ripping dump" you would be a billionaire within 1 year. If you were to invent a drug that mimicked the feeling of "5 seconds after taking a huge, ass ripping dump", that also INDUCED a huge, ass ripping dump, you'd be a billionaire within a month.
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Post by 4real on Jan 31, 2013 14:51:09 GMT -5
Especially when you're absolutely desperate for one. The relief when you finally go for one is amazing.
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 31, 2013 14:55:13 GMT -5
I think taking that big piss you've been holding for a couple of hours is a better feeling, especially if you've had a few beers.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 31, 2013 16:58:26 GMT -5
Especially when you're absolutely desperate for one. The relief when you finally go for one is amazing. Last second dumps are the most satisfying. These days, it seems it's the only time I can catch up on my reading! Unless I forget a book, then I just read Cracked on my phone.
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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 31, 2013 17:03:58 GMT -5
I love it. Pretty sure this is why Ipad were invented
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Post by wrestleauthor on Jan 31, 2013 17:16:21 GMT -5
Some of the world's best ideas may have started in the loo.
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jan 31, 2013 17:38:39 GMT -5
Sometimes.... taking a crap is just an event. I want nothing to disturb me, I can tell it'll be an epic war... so I proceed to lock the door, disrobe, and just sit there.... almost like I'm telling my bowels to "come at me, bro."
Honestly, one of the worst feelings ever is to take a tremendous crap when you're super tired and groggy. At that point you're like, "I need to focus.... but I also need to lay down..."
Which is why I think the toilet-bed is my billion dollar idea.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 31, 2013 19:08:18 GMT -5
This is a thread I can plop down and enjoy.
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Glitch
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Post by Glitch on Jan 31, 2013 19:51:23 GMT -5
If this becomes a weekly thing I'll ban you. But how is he supposed not take a dump for that long of a time?
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jan 31, 2013 20:31:34 GMT -5
It's overrated.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 20:32:20 GMT -5
Guys don't poop....
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 31, 2013 21:02:57 GMT -5
Wow, the guy who makes threads about asses doesn't believe they're capable of pooping? Learn something new every day.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 31, 2013 21:31:41 GMT -5
But everybody poops. It was a title of a book, so must be true.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jan 31, 2013 21:46:31 GMT -5
I heard that Jonas Salk created the concept for Polio while taking a shit
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Sam Punk
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Post by Sam Punk on Jan 31, 2013 21:50:09 GMT -5
I support this thread 100%.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Jan 31, 2013 22:16:28 GMT -5
This thread is the drizzling shits.
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