Taking a crap apreciation thread.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Nothing more fulfilling or relaxing than taking a nice healthy shit on the toilet.You sit there, doing your business and you...think. about life, the universe, and where to go from there.
Yep, I've had some of my best thoughts while sitting on the can.

[Push R Truth]

I've often thought that if you were to invent a legal drug that mimicked the feeling of "5 seconds after taking a huge, ass ripping dump" you would be a billionaire within 1 year.

[Kash Flagg]

If this becomes a weekly thing I'll ban you.

[Toxik916]

My best ideas usually come to me while I'm in the sanctuary of my bathroom. I also love how you specified being on a toilet.

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Jan 31, 2013 14:36:10 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

I've often thought that if you were to invent a legal drug that mimicked the feeling of "5 seconds after taking a huge, ass ripping dump" you would be a billionaire within 1 year.

If you were to invent a drug that mimicked the feeling of "5 seconds after taking a huge, ass ripping dump", that also INDUCED a huge, ass ripping dump, you'd be a billionaire within a month.

[4real]

Especially when you're absolutely desperate for one. The relief when you finally go for one is amazing.

[Yami Daimao]

I think taking that big piss you've been holding for a couple of hours is a better feeling, especially if you've had a few beers.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Jan 31, 2013 14:51:09 GMT -5 4real said:

Especially when you're absolutely desperate for one. The relief when you finally go for one is amazing.

Last second dumps are the most satisfying.

These days, it seems it's the only time I can catch up on my reading! Unless I forget a book, then I just read Cracked on my phone.

[Bone Daddy]

I love it. Pretty sure this is why Ipad were invented

[wrestleauthor]

Some of the world's best ideas may have started in the loo.

[Blindkarevik]

Sometimes.... taking a crap is just an event. I want nothing to disturb me, I can tell it'll be an epic war... so I proceed to lock the door, disrobe, and just sit there.... almost like I'm telling my bowels to "come at me, bro."

Honestly, one of the worst feelings ever is to take a tremendous crap when you're super tired and groggy. At that point you're like, "I need to focus.... but I also need to lay down..."

Which is why I think the toilet-bed is my billion dollar idea.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

This is a thread I can plop down and enjoy.

[Glitch]

Jan 31, 2013 14:37:41 GMT -5 Kash Flagg said:

If this becomes a weekly thing I'll ban you.

But how is he supposed not take a dump for that long of a time?

["I'm Batman..."]

It's overrated.

[Deleted]

Guys don't poop....

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Jan 31, 2013 20:32:20 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Guys don't poop....

Wow, the guy who makes threads about asses doesn't believe they're capable of pooping? Learn something new every day.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Jan 31, 2013 20:32:20 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Guys don't poop....

But everybody poops. It was a title of a book, so must be true.

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

I heard that Jonas Salk created the concept for Polio while taking a shit

[Sam Punk]

I support this thread 100%.

[Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley]

This thread is the drizzling shits.