Uh Oh... Embarrassing Stories

[CM Dazz]

So, a little bit ago I was talking to the wife, & I was saying some, uhh, umm, not PG (yea, lets go with that ) things to her, & I looked down to find out everything was being recorded as a voicemail to a friend of mine. Luckily I was able to delete the message, and record a new message letting him know that I accidentally called him.

Anyone ever do something like this, or sent someone a text that should've gone to someone else?

[Mr Captain Falcon]

No but we can each tell an embarrassing story about ourselves. When I was 12 I crapped my pants. Not sharted, but full on crazy diarrhea. I was walking home from the mall with my mom when I had a horrible stomach ache. I couldn't run and it just released.

As a matter of fact 2 weeks ago I was sick with that Australian stomach bug. I had a bucket next to the bed. I ended up rolling over and puked in it for a series while clenching my butt shut. Apparently I didn't clench tight enough because my fiancee found the stains as she did my laundry.

[Sephiroth]

One time when I was in jr. high, I woke up feeling cruddy. I went to school and spent the whole day feeling like I was going to up-chuck. I managed to get through and thought I was in the clear, but just as I boarded the bus I knew it was going to happen. I turned and ran toward the building, but could not make it in time-I puked in front of the whole school, and I mean explosively. The principal grabbed me and threw me into the bushes just so people would not see me. A few months later, while I was waiting for one class to let out so I could go into the classroom, one kid looked at me and said "Yo, you're the kid that was blowing all those chunks out front!" I wanted to sink into the floor and die.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

I never sent a text to the wrong person that was bad. I have said stuff like your welcome to the wrong person. Which got me a lot of "what for?" replies. but I have gotten a few. Nothing bad though. A friend of mine was having some kind of convo with another friend. I get a random text from her that I was like WTF? It bascly said She Said "(Something about the club)" I text back like What? She was like oh shit I ment to send this to another person.

Me personally I too have had the puke in front of a large group. About the same age in fact. Mine was in front of my whole class. It wasn't long after lunch I was not feeling good. I think something from lunch didn't sit well. I got up and told the teach I wasn't feeling well. As she was about to send me to the nurse then I blew. Yeah it was not fun.

[edgestar]

I threw up in Sears once, right in front of a cash register as I was leaving with my mom. The employees were really nice to me and understanding, but I stayed out of there for a long time lol.

[Nikki Heyman]

I got an error text from some gal who apparently thought my number was her ex's or one of his new girlfriends. Not only did I calm her down, I gave her suggestions to get back at him

Now for embarrassing stuff about me... hmm...I went to a comics convention years ago, and was hoping to meet Wendy & Richard Pini (Elfquest). Not only did I almost ruin the autographs I got from them for a hardcover Elfquest book, I had talked to Wendy herself for several minutes not realizing who she was!

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

One Day last November my stomach wasn't feeling to do and I spent most of the day having to go to the bathroom, but that was my 12-hours Uni day (four classes and Henry IV show I was in) and due to my dislike of public bathrooms I wasn't able to take the crap
I needed, I went a couple times but that only delayed the inevitable.
Anyway I was able to hang on until the end of the show when my insides felt like they were going to explode, I power-walked home as fast as I could, not wanting to run in case I upset my stomach more and not being able to wait for a bus because by the time it got to school I would get home at the same time anyway. I turned around on my block (it takes me 20 minutes to walk from campus to my apartment BTW), my stomach felt like it was cradling, I went in the lobby door, my buttocks were clenched tight, I got to my floor...I could feel it coming, I got to my front door...IT WAS TO LATE!
In the next seconds I frantically threw off my bag and coat and ran full speed to the toilet. I felt it going down my pant leg as I threw the door open and landed on the toilet. Finally relived. I had been able to keep the bulk of it from coming out, but my underpants and right leg were covered in wet, nutty poo. That pair of underpants still has some stains but I was able to wash it out for the most part and I still thank god that it could have been worse and that it did not happen on stage.

[Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley]

Feb 1, 2013 22:25:33 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

One time when I was in jr. high, I woke up feeling cruddy. I went to school and spent the whole day feeling like I was going to up-chuck. I managed to get through and thought I was in the clear, but just as I boarded the bus I knew it was going to happen. I turned and ran toward the building, but could not make it in time-I puked in front of the whole school, and I mean explosively. The principal grabbed me and threw me into the bushes just so people would not see me. A few months later, while I was waiting for one class to let out so I could go into the classroom, one kid looked at me and said "Yo, you're the kid that was blowing all those chunks out front!" I wanted to sink into the floor and die.

I had the same EXACT setup, except I boarded the bus and made it halfway home. I was the first stop, but about 2 miles from my house, I barfed right in the middle of the aisle of the bus. And to top it off, the bitch bus driver took the whole bus back to get another bus. I understand why she did, but couldn't she just have dropped me at home first?

[Evil Homer]

I was driving home from work, and had to pee badly. For some reason i decided not to use the bathroom at work, and just starting driving home (40 min drive). And thought to myself I would stop at a gas station on the way, but for some reason kept driving. I ended peeing all over myself in the car, pretty sad considering I was 23 at the time- kinda hard to explain that to my family.

[Mozenrath]

Feb 2, 2013 2:13:19 GMT -5 Evil Homer said:

I was driving home from work, and had to pee badly. For some reason i decided not to use the bathroom at work, and just starting driving home (40 min drive). And thought to myself I would stop at a gas station on the way, but for some reason kept driving. I ended peeing all over myself in the car, pretty sad considering I was 23 at the time- kinda hard to explain that to my family.

Just say you spilled a drink. If they can smell it, tell them you were drinking pee. Flawless method.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I once sent a text to a friend jokingly calling him a "dumb ass whore!" and subsequently sent it to a female friend. I immediately realised what I'd done and apologised, she understood, but still calls me a dumb ass whore occasionally ;_;

Oh, and one time, I was feeling ill, and was always told when I was younger that drinking flat coke would make you feel better (It doesn't.) Anyway, I was later walking down the street, when I started to feel nauseous.

I kept my mouth shut, trying to keep it in and hurry home, and I managed to keep it shut! Unfortunately, the coke got re-routed and ended up shooting out my nose (Luckily, I hadn't had anything else that day!) No-one was around, so I wasn't too embarrassed, but damn, my nose hurt after that!

[theryno665]

Feb 1, 2013 22:57:40 GMT -5 edgestar said:

I threw up in Sears once, right in front of a cash register as I was leaving with my mom. The employees were really nice to me and understanding, but I stayed out of there for a long time lol.

I saw a guy puke at Toys R Us once. Him and his family were walking in and I was behind them like 20 feet. Just a second after they walk through the door, he pops his head out and throws up all over the sidewalk, then goes back inside. I'm lucky I wasn't any closer behind them.

[CM Dazz]

Don't have many puke stories, but I was 17, & it was NYE. Some genius (not me) thought it would be a good idea to drink both Vodka and Green Apple Pucker. We're sitting around the table drinking and playing cards, when I projectile vomit straight across the table at the person sitting across from me. Yea...

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Had a stomach bug once and I was desperate for a crap, my flatmate was in the bathroom and I had no idea when she'd be done because she was showering and she used to take forever in there.

I ended up doing a crap in my room, into a plastic bag. She came out of the bathroom while I was wiping my ass. Sigh.