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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Feb 2, 2013 18:17:33 GMT -5
They can't fire me. My job is too important. I'm Executive Vice President of Making Sure There's Always Plenty of Ketchup Packets In The Lunchroom. One day I'll be president. They have to take notice that I always acquire the most expensive ketchup packets swiped right from the condiment bar at the local McDonald's. It's a huge risk getting them from there as once I was chased away by one of the head cooks as he was angrily waving a spatula at me. It's also a lot of work trying to come up with new disguises to wear at the McDonald's to get back inside and steal more ketchup. You see how hard I work here?
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Feb 2, 2013 19:16:47 GMT -5
I was the only one working!!! Making the rest of us look bad! |
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Feb 2, 2013 19:42:40 GMT -5
yes i am safe yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 2, 2013 20:07:18 GMT -5
We wish you all the luck in your future endeavors, oh and after that racist outburst from Redgrave, we had to remove his employee of the month parking space, seriously, what did those little people do to you? Those little bastards were stealing my underwear, and when I confronted them, they kicked me in the shin ...and then they emptied out all of my shampoo! You know how hard it is to keep this mane looking fabulous?! But trust me, my outburst was the least of their problems. Let's just say they don't have a home to go to anymore after they take things that don't belong to them...  But no seriously, I want my parking space back. |
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El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 2, 2013 22:02:25 GMT -5
We wish you all the luck in your future endeavors, oh and after that racist outburst from Redgrave, we had to remove his employee of the month parking space, seriously, what did those little people do to you? Those little bastards were stealing my underwear, and when I confronted them, they kicked me in the shin ...and then they emptied out all of my shampoo! You know how hard it is to keep this mane looking fabulous?! But trust me, my outburst was the least of their problems. Let's just say they don't have a home to go to anymore after they take things that don't belong to them... But no seriously, I want my parking space back. You got 4 widows to apologize to before we even think of doing that. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 2, 2013 22:04:27 GMT -5
Those little bastards were stealing my underwear, and when I confronted them, they kicked me in the shin ...and then they emptied out all of my shampoo! You know how hard it is to keep this mane looking fabulous?! But trust me, my outburst was the least of their problems. Let's just say they don't have a home to go to anymore after they take things that don't belong to them... But no seriously, I want my parking space back. You got 4 widows to apologize to before we even think of doing that. I thought they were Willows? |
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 2, 2013 22:13:11 GMT -5
Hey, what are you doing in my new office? It's not yours. I carved my name everywhere on this office saying PROPRATY OFF SUPERSWEET Oh, I sanded those off with my power sander. ;D Now, if you don't have an appointment, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. |
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2013 22:45:35 GMT -5
The only way you can fire me is if you catch me! Haha!
*Drives his Peel P50 in the office*
Get out of my way, Fannies!
*runs over Banjo*
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 2, 2013 23:00:15 GMT -5
Those little bastards were stealing my underwear, and when I confronted them, they kicked me in the shin ...and then they emptied out all of my shampoo! You know how hard it is to keep this mane looking fabulous?! But trust me, my outburst was the least of their problems. Let's just say they don't have a home to go to anymore after they take things that don't belong to them... But no seriously, I want my parking space back. You got 4 widows to apologize to before we even think of doing that. ...what if I said that if you were to organize a meeting with all of them and myself so that I could apologize...they would be unable to attend? |
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 2, 2013 23:11:07 GMT -5
The only way you can fire me is if you catch me! Haha! *Drives his Peel P50 in the office* Get out of my way, Fannies! *runs over Banjo* |
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2013 23:20:08 GMT -5
The only way you can fire me is if you catch me! Haha! *Drives his Peel P50 in the office* Get out of my way, Fannies! *runs over Banjo* ... ... ... Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! ... Redgrave, I wasn't saying "yes" to you... *Vince McMahon's Theme begins playing* |
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 2, 2013 23:22:39 GMT -5
... ... ... Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! ... Redgrave, I wasn't saying "yes" to you... *Vince McMahon's Theme begins playing*  |
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2013 23:33:18 GMT -5
... ... ... Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! ... Redgrave, I wasn't saying "yes" to you... *Vince McMahon's Theme begins playing*  |
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 2, 2013 23:39:39 GMT -5
Yeah, but according to our FAN contract, we're supposed to get a free pig every month, and two fair vessels of virtue true. And i dont think i'm in any danger of being fired anyway, those embarrasing newz posts wont shred themselves (puts another MVP threatens HHH with a screwdriver post into the shredder).
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 2, 2013 23:58:10 GMT -5
You can't do anything to me. Touch me once and I'll sue this company to the ground.
I'm untouchable. Am like teflon. Teflon Glitch(I don't care if it doesn't flow well!)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2013 10:56:02 GMT -5
I was the only one working!!! Making the rest of us look bad! That's it, I'm going to the shop steward. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 3, 2013 11:22:05 GMT -5
I'm safe. I'm the only one who knows how to work the coffee maker, and I hid the manual so you can never replace me! We replaced the coffee machine instead. You have 30 minutes to gather your belongings and leave the premises. Good day, sir. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2013 11:28:08 GMT -5
 But I work with the monkeys! You cannot have trained monkeys if you lay me off!!!  |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 3, 2013 11:39:17 GMT -5
I'm safe. I'm the only one who knows how to work the coffee maker, and I hid the manual so you can never replace me! We replaced the coffee machine instead. You have 30 minutes to gather your belongings and leave the premises. Good day, sir. FINE! But I'm taking Banjo! Enjoy your stupid hot drink and condiment-less lunches, losers! |
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Feb 3, 2013 12:01:14 GMT -5
Oh I was safe....You may not want to walk into your office just yet. I let out a massive stinky ass fart in there. You may want to get that air out for a while. It does smell like rotten eggs and dead animals. Just a far warning what I can do if you decide to let me go.
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