King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 2, 2013 4:43:04 GMT -5
Well guys, you knew it was reaching this point. Thread views are down, post count has gone done 20% since last year, and thread creations have doubled!! We're in the red FAN, and unfortunately that means we'll have to get rid of some of the posters here. It must be done if we're gonna survive the Post superbowl season. *flips through papers* Now I've been working on this list for 6 months, and have compiled data from every forum here on FAN, even the desolate forum games section. Please note that this isn't a personal attack, but one of survival. If your name is called please turn in your badge to Zombie Mod, and if you have any PTO *posted threads in off topic* you'll be reimbursed in 4-6 weeks. Some good news, once we're back in the green and settle all those sexual harassment suits, you'll be on top of the list to bring back, and if you had a title, we'll hold that title for 6 months *If you decide to return* but enough with the suspense, the following users have been laid off effective immediately {Spoiler}Sweet, Super We wish you all the luck in your future endeavors, oh and after that racist outburst from Redgrave, we had to remove his employee of the month parking space, seriously, what did those little people do to you?
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DXKramer
Mephisto
I like trains
Posts: 722
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Post by DXKramer on Feb 2, 2013 4:53:58 GMT -5
Oh good. I'm safe for another...
*sees padlock on office door*
WHAT THE HELL?!
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Post by Orange on Feb 2, 2013 4:54:17 GMT -5
Just remember, Ghidorah, I've still got that embarrassing photo from the Christmas party. Yeah, that one.
You need for that photo to keep secret, and I need to keep my job.
I'm sure we'll find some way to make this work.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Feb 2, 2013 6:01:45 GMT -5
Just remember, I brought this guy in as lawyer. So if I go, you lose him as a lawyer. And have fun with the lawsuits, when he's going against you.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Feb 2, 2013 6:47:40 GMT -5
I'll be down hiding in the bunker (with Funaki, of course).
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 2, 2013 6:55:22 GMT -5
Just remember, Ghidorah, I've still got that embarrassing photo from the Christmas party. Yeah, that one. You need for that photo to keep secret, and I need to keep my job. I'm sure we'll find some way to make this work. That b**** said her camera had no batteries! *clears throat* Orange, the top brass can't stop bragging about you. Keep up the good work, and you might end up getting that promotion you won't stop hinting about.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 2, 2013 7:02:07 GMT -5
DAMMIT GHIDORAH!!
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
Posts: 6,208
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Post by Toxik916 on Feb 2, 2013 7:46:56 GMT -5
Glad I made the cut!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 2, 2013 8:38:15 GMT -5
I'm safe because I've been sexually harassed for years and will sue the crap out of all of you if I'm fired.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2013 8:55:16 GMT -5
This is personally the most depressing Ghidorah thread yet
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Feb 2, 2013 8:59:58 GMT -5
I already told you: I deal with the GODDAMN CUSTOMERS so the engineers don't have to. I have PEOPLE SKILLS; I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 2, 2013 9:06:17 GMT -5
I'm safe. I'm the only one who knows how to work the coffee maker, and I hid the manual so you can never replace me!
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,650
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 2, 2013 9:13:11 GMT -5
Dibs on SuperSweets stapler.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
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Post by Waffel113 on Feb 2, 2013 9:31:28 GMT -5
Called SuperSweet's parking spot.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
Posts: 10,475
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Post by CM Dazz on Feb 2, 2013 9:46:12 GMT -5
I can use the severance package, so I'll volunteer to be laid off.
KISS MY ASS FAN!!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!
I spilled the chili in the refrigerator.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 2, 2013 9:51:24 GMT -5
We wish you all the luck in your future endeavors, oh and after that racist outburst from Redgrave, we had to remove his employee of the month parking space, seriously, what did those little people do to you? Having witnessed that incident first hand, I can say those little bastards had it coming.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2013 9:56:21 GMT -5
I'm safe. I'm the only one who knows how to work the coffee maker, and I hid the manual so you can never replace me! WHO SPIKED MY COFFEE WITH EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF VITAMIN P?!?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 2, 2013 10:00:06 GMT -5
NOTE: Gojira has been forced by management to take his long service leave.
Until he gets back from Bolivia. His posts will be provided by his Mexican non-union equivlent: Josjira
Thank You
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2013 10:06:43 GMT -5
"YOU! YOU OBNOXIOUS...YOU'RE AN OBNOXIOUS, OVERBEARING ASS! YOU! ABUSE! OF POWER! CUT ME OFF! ABUSE OF POWER!
YOU'RE A LIAR! YOU'RE A CHEAT! YOU'RE A SCAM! YOU ARE A NO-GOOD SONUVABITCH!
FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED!
FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED!"
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
Posts: 63,281
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Post by CMWaters on Feb 2, 2013 10:09:00 GMT -5
*Whistles, waving, holds up an IRON CLAD CONTRACT![/color], then gets back to work.
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