Elvis
Trap-Jaw
Day One is "H"? What does that even mean?
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Post by Elvis on Feb 2, 2013 18:46:13 GMT -5
"Brodus Clay and The Funkadactyls have come out here to lend some support Tensai's way. Perhaps Brodus feels bad because he suckered Tensai into wearing lingerie out in the ring out on RAW last Monday night."
Actual quote from Michael Cole on Main Event.
So, what other stuff only makes sense in context in WWE? Stuff that we just accept as normal as fans, but anyone else would say, WTF? Can be quotes or storylines or whatever. Share your best (or worst!).
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Feb 2, 2013 18:50:47 GMT -5
YOU GO AHEAD AND YOU CAN TAKE OFF ONE OF THE ROCK'S TESTICLES, THE PEOPLE'S TESTICLES! OH YEAH, THE ROCK WILL TAKE THE OTHER ONE, THROW IT WAY UP IN THE AIR, KEEP WATCHING IT! DAMN, THAT'S A GOOD ASS TESTICLE!
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Post by Medicinal Thunder Liger on Feb 2, 2013 19:01:28 GMT -5
anything that involves the word "screw" and Bret/Vince.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Feb 2, 2013 19:04:47 GMT -5
"Billy Gunn just kissed that large woman's ass!
I might not have the exact wording, but that would definitely sound weird to a non-fan who overheard the event or was channel surfing.
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 2, 2013 19:11:10 GMT -5
"Billy Gunn just kissed that large woman's ass! I might not have the exact wording, but that would definitely sound weird to a non-fan who overheard the event or was channel surfing. I'm pretty sure you quoted it exactly, it sounded pretty strange to me re-watching it a few years ago. Moreso for the awkward phrasing than for the content.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 2, 2013 19:20:53 GMT -5
"Billy Gunn just kissed that large woman's ass! I might not have the exact wording, but that would definitely sound weird to a non-fan who overheard the event or was channel surfing. Actually, it's worse than that. The actual quote is "The Rock just shoved Billy Gunn's face into that large woman's ass!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2013 20:17:32 GMT -5
"Billy Gunn just kissed that large woman's ass! I might not have the exact wording, but that would definitely sound weird to a non-fan who overheard the event or was channel surfing. Actually, it's worse than that. The actual quote is "The Rock just shoved Billy Gunn's face into that large woman's ass!" "I JUST SAID THAT KING!"
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Feb 2, 2013 21:52:22 GMT -5
Only in WWE would one of the world's best female wrestlers, who happens to also be a member of the highly esteemed Hart family, be resigned to a flatulence angle followed by an infatuation with a Giant Indian man due to the size of his hands. Only in WWE would a match featuring two rather attractive women dressed in fitting and often revealing clothing be used as a piss break.
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Post by Been burned too many times on Feb 2, 2013 21:56:15 GMT -5
Only in the WWE can a man be blown up on stage. Only in the WWE can there be segment that turns out to be a HHH dream or was it a Vince dream? Only in the WWE can a man with a beard come out of a Mae Young.
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Feb 2, 2013 22:05:28 GMT -5
I was putting forward some of these scenarios, including Mae Young and the hand, to a friend of mine who isn't a wrestling fan.
1) He says that the divas matches would be the only ones he'd watch... 2) When telling him about Tensai, and more notably Mae Young's capers, he responded with... "You obviously don't watch much Japanese television."
Is that the answer? The only place that this stuff wouldn't be deemed 'WTF?!' is Japan?
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 2, 2013 22:06:04 GMT -5
Only in the WWE can there be segment that turns out to be a HHH dream or was it a Vince dream? Actually, it was Stephanie's dream, if you're talking about what I think you are.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 2, 2013 22:06:47 GMT -5
Only in WWE does this picture make sense:
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Feb 2, 2013 22:15:12 GMT -5
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM INTO THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP!
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Post by thegame415 on Feb 2, 2013 22:30:44 GMT -5
Only in WWE do you become allies with the man who dropped you 50 feet from a car.
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The Doctor
Dennis Stamp
New teeth. That's weird.
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 2, 2013 23:16:41 GMT -5
Only in WWE does this picture make sense: And even then it doesn't make much sense!
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Post by Been burned too many times on Feb 3, 2013 1:16:02 GMT -5
Only in the WWE can there be segment that turns out to be a HHH dream or was it a Vince dream? Actually, it was Stephanie's dream, if you're talking about what I think you are. I think I am I seem to remember HHH being there beside her in the bed.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Feb 3, 2013 1:33:32 GMT -5
Actually, it was Stephanie's dream, if you're talking about what I think you are. I think I am I seem to remember HHH being there beside her in the bed. Yeah, he was sleeping next to her when she woke up from her "dream".
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Post by thetower52 on Feb 3, 2013 2:01:08 GMT -5
" lita just jerked edge off......the ladder"
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 3, 2013 2:03:54 GMT -5
Only in the WWE can you have an angle for the World Heavyweight Championship involve necrophilia.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 3, 2013 9:22:26 GMT -5
-only WWE could make hot women dancing around in underwear boring and unbearable
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