Demented
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2013 23:29:45 GMT -5
I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
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I also pissed in today's coffee, slept with Banjo's mom, stole Redgrave's thong underwear, kicked zombie mod in the groin... all while recording my DEBUT ALBUM!
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!
*dances*
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 2, 2013 23:32:30 GMT -5
Wait... but I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, peed in today's coffee, boinked Banjo's mom, stole Redgrave's thong, kicked zombie mod in the groin, and recorded a debut album, too...
...am I you, Demented?
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2013 23:37:47 GMT -5
Wait... but I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, peed in today's coffee, boinked Banjo's mom, stole Redgrave's thong, kicked zombie mod in the groin, and recorded a debut album, too... ...am I you, Demented? This has the makings of a Jerry Springer show! ... Or Maury. Are you not the cousin twice removed? |
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 2, 2013 23:40:29 GMT -5
Wait... but I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, peed in today's coffee, boinked Banjo's mom, stole Redgrave's thong, kicked zombie mod in the groin, and recorded a debut album, too... ...am I you, Demented? This has the makings of a Jerry Springer show! ... Or Maury. Are you not the cousin twice removed? No, I'm your significant other's twin. And also the opposite gender of said significant other. And possibly out of control and/or deformed. |
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Feb 2, 2013 23:41:30 GMT -5
I listened to the album. It was just "This Is How We Do It" playing over and over again. You're not fooling anyone, Demented.
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2013 23:45:46 GMT -5
This has the makings of a Jerry Springer show! ... Or Maury. Are you not the cousin twice removed? No, I'm your significant other's twin. And also the opposite gender of said significant other. And possibly out of control and/or deformed. In that case... wanna fluff my Garfield?  I listened to the album. It was just "This Is How We Do It" playing over and over again. You're not fooling anyone, Demented. Foiled again!  |
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 2, 2013 23:47:35 GMT -5
Foiled again! *Snickers* |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 2, 2013 23:48:01 GMT -5
Is THAT why I've been feeling extra itchy down there this lately?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 2, 2013 23:50:30 GMT -5
No, I'm your significant other's twin. And also the opposite gender of said significant other. And possibly out of control and/or deformed. In that case... wanna fluff my Garfield? I can't, I just put it in the dryer. Is THAT why I've been feeling extra itchy down there this lately? Well, it's that or the industrial strength itching powder... |
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Post by Demented on Feb 2, 2013 23:50:53 GMT -5
Is THAT why I've been feeling extra itchy down there this lately? No... you just have a bad case of krabs. {Spoiler}  |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 2, 2013 23:54:47 GMT -5
Is THAT why I've been feeling extra itchy down there this lately? No... you just have a bad case of krabs. {Spoiler}  Meh, pincers don't bother me. ;D |
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Post by Demented on Feb 3, 2013 0:00:42 GMT -5
No... you just have a bad case of krabs. {Spoiler} Meh, pincers don't bother me. ;D You're... Him!? *plot twist dance* |
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Feb 3, 2013 0:07:52 GMT -5
Ya know, lost in all this talk about thongs and crabs, is the fact that this piss-coffee isn't half bad. Eat your heart out, Juan Valdez.
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Post by Demented on Feb 3, 2013 0:41:43 GMT -5
Ya know, lost in all this talk about thongs and crabs, is the fact that this piss-coffee isn't half bad. Eat your heart out, Juan Valdez.  |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 3, 2013 3:28:17 GMT -5
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Feb 3, 2013 3:30:57 GMT -5
You pissed in the coffee, that's sick, and I'm glad you confessed because I'm tired of getting blamed for it.
I don't pee in coffee, I pee in the pool. Also in the drinking fountain if the pool isn't an option.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Feb 3, 2013 3:35:30 GMT -5
That wasn't my mom. That was me in drag! Ahahahahaha!! I got you!!! Why haven't you called?  |
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