jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Feb 5, 2013 7:42:18 GMT -5
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 5, 2013 8:10:48 GMT -5
yup because thats how it works
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 5, 2013 8:24:27 GMT -5
yup because thats how it works Worked in Mickie James case luckily she kept most of her human features. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 5, 2013 9:32:17 GMT -5
yup because thats how it works Worked in Mickie James case luckily she kept most of her human features. And Sarah Michelle Geller. |
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 5, 2013 10:00:21 GMT -5
Worked in Mickie James case luckily she kept most of her human features. And Sarah Michelle Geller. And Sarah Jessica Parker |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 5, 2013 10:06:13 GMT -5
And Sarah Michelle Geller. And Sarah Jessica Parker PARKER That's what I meant. I've been watching to much Buffy. |
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 5, 2013 10:27:18 GMT -5
...that's not how centaurs work. At all. First, you need to find a love spring in a parallel reality situated over Florida. It helps if there's magic in said parallel reality. Then you make faces at the horse until you cause ellipses to appear, which is then received by the stork. Note, it has to be three dots, not two. The storks will ignore two. This guy is a nut and I hope he was drunk.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 5, 2013 10:37:40 GMT -5
 GENETICS. DON'T. WORK THAT WAY.Also, in what world is "I'mma f*** a horse" supposed to fix the problem of "my girlfriend stood me up"? |
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 5, 2013 10:38:24 GMT -5
...that's not how centaurs work. At all. First, you need to find a love spring in a parallel reality situated over Florida. It helps if there's magic in said parallel reality. Then you make faces at the horse until you cause ellipses to appear, which is then received by the stork. Note, it has to be three dots, not two. The storks will ignore two. This guy is a nut and I hope he was drunk. Dear God......A Xanth Reference! *Squees* |
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Feb 5, 2013 10:38:28 GMT -5
...that's not how centaurs work. At all. First, you need to find a love spring in a parallel reality situated over Florida. It helps if there's magic in said parallel reality. Then you make faces at the horse until you cause ellipses to appear, which is then received by the stork. Note, it has to be three dots, not two. The storks will ignore two. This guy is a nut and I hope he was drunk. Wow, haven't even thought about Xanth since the mid 90's. |
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Feb 5, 2013 10:49:05 GMT -5
The thing that agitates me is that this man had such disrespect for his neighbor's property. I live pretty near a person with a horse, and if a person did this just because of an issue with his girlfriend, he would be considered a s*** neighbor.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 5, 2013 10:55:25 GMT -5
The thing that agitates me is that this man had such disrespect for his neighbor's property. I live pretty near a person with a horse, and if a person did this just because of an issue with his girlfriend, he would be considered a s*** neighbor. Also to his girlfriend. "Well, she's not here... oh well, this horse will be just as good". Wanna bet the horse was a male, too? |
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 5, 2013 10:56:45 GMT -5
Poor horsey.
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 5, 2013 13:22:41 GMT -5
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2013 13:40:12 GMT -5
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 5, 2013 13:43:03 GMT -5
Did he forget his glasses?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2013 14:21:05 GMT -5
I just came in because I read this thread title in the voice of Fred Schneider of the B-52s singing Love Shack.
HORSE, MAN, BABY!
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 5, 2013 15:05:08 GMT -5
Holy crap, I forgot all about Flair having sex with Zenyatta. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2013 16:53:11 GMT -5
My girlfriend stood me up, I'm going to go next door and try to knock up a horse. You can't argue with that logic.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 5, 2013 17:44:38 GMT -5
......... Did the horse like it???
I am so sorry
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