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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Feb 7, 2013 0:53:56 GMT -5
The Horseradish Agenda is corrupting America. It's bad enough that its bitter yet rich taste is infesting school lunch rooms all across the nation, but now it's being glorified in popular culture, too? SHAMEFUL.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 7, 2013 0:56:59 GMT -5
I. Can't. Choose.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 7, 2013 0:57:48 GMT -5
Mustard
It's an embarrassment to the color yellow.
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Post by chazraps on Feb 7, 2013 1:33:18 GMT -5
f*** a mayonnaise. With the other condiments, you usually get the option of choosing whether you want it or not. f***ers just assume I like mayonnaise for some reason, got me on some "I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY 'NO MAYONNAISE!' THIS IS AMERICA!"
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 7, 2013 1:52:07 GMT -5
f*** a mayonnaise. With the other condiments, you usually get the option of choosing whether you want it or not. f***ers just assume I like mayonnaise for some reason, got me on some "I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY 'NO MAYONNAISE!' THIS IS AMERICA!"
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Post by Glitch on Feb 7, 2013 2:59:32 GMT -5
Ketchup. I am sick of hearing people say "anything tastes good if you add enough ketchup". Well guess what buddy, maybe it would taste better if you didn't add any damn ketchup to begin with!!!!
Even worse are douchebags who use it as a substitute for sauce on spaghetti. You might as well be urinating into my coffee. And speaking of coffee, get me some tea, because I hate coffee!!!
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Post by chazraps on Feb 7, 2013 3:11:43 GMT -5
RANDOM QUESTION FOR THOSE WHO HATE MUSTARD:
Have you ever tried Honey Mustard? Do you hate that too?
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Post by mizerable on Feb 7, 2013 3:15:21 GMT -5
Are we talking about which condiment tastes so good, yet is so bad for you?
I'd have to go with mayonnaise. The real stuff...not that new generation hippie Miracle Whip. The only miracle is that I don't whip the ass of the person who created that shit. I love real mayo on bologna as well as hamburgers (with a bit of ketchup). Ironically, I hated it as a kid, but some burger place snuck it on one of my burgers once and it actually tasted much better than most burgers do.
But holy hell does that stuff clog the arteries.
Horseradish is garbage though. I hate that crap. Good thing it's not readily available. And while BBQ sauce is alright, I think a lot of places are starting to overdo it.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 7, 2013 6:16:36 GMT -5
Relish. f*** off relish, f*** off.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 7, 2013 6:56:44 GMT -5
Ketchup has some shady business practices, it's clearly trying to put the other condiments out of business by dominating tables (vans/stalls etc) around the world. Many establishments have ketchup on the table but keep other condiments out back only available by special request.
And as if that's not enough the plans for world domination extends things like crisps and cookbooks.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 7, 2013 8:37:52 GMT -5
Tartar sauce
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 7, 2013 8:47:27 GMT -5
Mayonnaise is the Hedonist Bot of condiments.
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Post by CMWaters on Feb 7, 2013 8:50:56 GMT -5
All of them.
They were weapons of The Condiment King.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 7, 2013 9:44:40 GMT -5
Mayonnaise should be banned and then we shall usher in it's rightful replacement, the better-in-every-way Miracle Whip!
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Feb 7, 2013 14:41:02 GMT -5
Are we talking about which condiment tastes so good, yet is so bad for you? No, just the most degenerate.
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Post by Goldenbane on Feb 7, 2013 16:01:52 GMT -5
Horseradish: It doesn't look anything like a horse, but certainly tastes like it came from a horse's ass. Put an end to that crap now, while we still have the chance!!!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 7, 2013 20:43:58 GMT -5
Ketchup. I am sick of hearing people say "anything tastes good if you add enough ketchup". Well guess what buddy, maybe it would taste better if you didn't add any damn ketchup to begin with!!!! Even worse are douchebags who use it as a substitute for sauce on spaghetti. You might as well be urinating into my coffee. And speaking of coffee, get me some tea, because I hate coffee!!! Ketchup: the condiment of choice for people who either don't actually like food or whose taste buds never matured. Nyah!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2013 20:56:34 GMT -5
I'm saddened by how many people apparently dislike mayonnaise. For me, it's horseradish. Worst part, it seems like EVERY RESTAURANT USES IT!!! The first time I tried Panera Bread, I got the Asiago Roast Beef. Now, their counter menu doesn't tell you what's on the sandwiches. I take a bite, thinking it's mayo on it. NOPE! f*** horseradish.
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Post by chazraps on Feb 7, 2013 21:03:35 GMT -5
I ride for horseradish on curly fries.
Horseradish is a ride or die condiment.
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Feb 7, 2013 21:47:41 GMT -5
f*** a mayonnaise. With the other condiments, you usually get the option of choosing whether you want it or not. f***ers just assume I like mayonnaise for some reason, got me on some "I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY 'NO MAYONNAISE!' THIS IS AMERICA!" Here, here!
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